February 2, 2003

Name: Bobby S.
Age: 25 and still in high school
Dork Because: He thinks he is "tha shit" when really he is just shit and nothing more. Hey Bobby, picking on others just because they are smarter than you is a stupid DORKY idea!
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February 10, 2003

Oh good gosh, where do I start? Well of course as you all probobly already know, his name is fred durst. He's pathetic. He's a loser. He expects to keep a "hardcore" rep while still dabbling in water colors with the likes of christina aguilera and britney spears. What I don't understand is what the hell makes him think his "music" is hardcore to begin with? He's just fucking howling and screetching like the retard he is, and he's got a bunch of mexians straight out of the barrio that prolly don't even play their own instruments or write their own songs. Then again, the songs are so pathetic and flat out sorry that maybe they did write them after all. I could go on all night about this homosexual fuck but I'm trying to control it and keep myself from it. I despise this amoebic being and all of his paraciticness. By the way, he's really lame and dorky too.
February 25, 2003

Oh my.. What is wrong with this boy? I will tell you. He is a dork. A dork in his peak of dorkdom. This, my friends, is some kid I found on a college humor hot link. Let's just hope that he never pro-creates. That poor, pooor cat. God rest it's soul.
March 29, 2003

This is Melissa, one who truly deserves the title "dork" because judging and making fun of others who've never crossed you is an act of a true dork, a dork in every since of the word. Once upon a time I considered this person a friend. It hurt to open my eyes and realize that she's no ones friend, and she thinks only of herself. For a long time I watched as she harassed other people because they weren't wearing the right pants, or the right shirt, or didn't have the right last name, as was said by a true friend of mine. And I agree. I then decided recently when I heard of one of her latest exploitations, that even if she had liked me all through school, or been two faced enough to pretend to be my friend, I didn't want to be hers. Hey Melissa, is it hard to be so two-faced? To let on to people that you like them and then the moment they turn their back you fucking make a joke of them? You have it to a fine art, and for that I have to give you credit. God help you if it ever comes back to you.
April 9, 2003

Ok, so I won't admit I was ever friends with her... But anyway, this is the new dork. She's a dork for several reasons, all of which I'll explain in good time. First and foremost, this girl is just plain annoying. Oh My Gawd is she annoying! I don't think one could possibly be more
ignorant. And like most of the people I went to school with she's incredibly two-faced. She's also a bit of a hooch. This in turn makes her a helluva dork. If only stoning people was still part of our culture.....
April 16, 2003

This is Mark. Say "Hi" Mark.

Hi Mark..

He's the dork of the week.....
May 8, 2003

Conceived in a gas station bathroom, and born in the back of a station wagon in the Bowlarama parking lot on league night, Bobby Jo Bayless  was raised on the four basic food groups (meatwiches, oleo, government cheese, and beer).
Possessing an I.Q. that makes her ancestors proud, she is the first of her family to make it through the third grade. She would have finished the fourth if she had not made the mature decision to stay home with her first born son.
Also a model working Mom, even after a hard day gathering carts at the Honk & Holler, she still finds time to carve and fry the Christmas Bologna.
June 2, 2003

Its hard to say much when something is that funny. So I'll just say Heather Whisman, and let you ppl take it for what it is.... fucking hilarious.
June 15, 2003

Ok, so what if I don't know Chris Williams that well? My homie Jared doesn't fancy him, and an enemy of my friend is my enemy too. Confusing isn't it? Doesn't he look like a goat? Watch for him in the Gopher Comics.
October 29, 2003

Meet the very first.. erm.. thing to hold title to two, count them, two significant titles assigned by the Gopher Grrrl. Morgan. He had us fooled folks, we thought he was deserving of the Jolly Ol' Chap award... now look at him, all washed up and.... slutty. You know why you're on this page Morgan. You know.
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