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                  WORDS OF WISDOM
                  1. Always remember, the people who
                  don`t deserve love, need it the most!
                  2. Take every opportunity to tell
                  someone you love them!
                  3. If you lend someone $20, and never
                  see that person again,
                  it was probably worth it.
                  4. If you can`t beat your computer at
                  chess, try kickboxing
                  5. When a girl steals your man, there is
                  no better revenge than to let her keep
                  him.
                  6. What do you do, when your man
                  walks out ? -You shut the door.
                  7. It`s always darkest before dawn. So if
                  you are going to steal the neighbor`s
                  newspaper, that`s the time to do it.
                  8. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the
                  juice into a watergun and shoot other
                  people in the eyes.
                  9. If you walk under a ladder, and it falls
                  down on you it probably means bad
                  luck.
                  10. When you get upset, remember it
                  takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to
                  extend your middle finger.
                  11. If you tell the truth you don`t have to
                  remember anything.
                  12. Never take life seriously. Nobody
                  gets out alive anyway.
                  13. If you are not part of the solution, be
                  part of the problem!
                  14. Sometimes the best helping hand
                  you can give is a good, firm push.
                  15. Don`t argue with a fool. The
                  spectators can`t tell the difference.
                  16. Never buy a car you can`t push!
                  17. It`s better to keep your mouth shut,
                  and look like a fool, than to open your
                  mouth and remove all doubt.
                  18. Never eat yellow snow.
                  19. Never mess up an apology with an
                  excuse.
                  20. Life is an open door. It can be closed
                  at anytime, so don`t complain about the
                  draught.
                  21. If you get to thinking you`re a person
                  of some influence, try ordering
                  somebody else`s dog around.
                  22. If you and your friend are being
                  chased by a grizzly bear, don`t worry
                  about out-running the bear, just worry
                  about out-running your friend.
                  23. Live life to the fullest...think of all the
                  people on the Titanic who passed up
                  chocolate dessert.
                  24. Before you criticize someone, walk a
                  mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets
                  angry, you`re a mile away and have their
                  shoes too.
                  25.You know how people ask if you see
                  the glass as half empty or full? Well my
                  glass fell over, spilled, broke, I steped
                  on shards of broken glass, and then
                  bled to death.