| What the Crap?? ~*~Quotes to Make You Smile~*~ |
| Brittany: Wamie, you smell like butt! Amie: I AM butt!!! Sansom: Goat Pan, what are you doing back there?? Goat Pan: Playing tiddly winks! Sansom: I'll tiddly YOUR wink here in a second! Landon: I would rather have you fart in my mouth than burp around me. Brittany: maybe i should stalk you all day, then you can tell everyone you're so great you have a crazed fan Randy Sutherland: LOL the only fan i have is CRAZED that would rock Dave: Yeah, I'm going bowling today... Brittany: Are ya really? Awesome. Have a good time. You think you're gonna do any good? Dave: Oh yeah. Dave can feel the goodness! Amie: She beats me. And I take it, like a...like a poodle. Brittany: Okay, apparently poodles get beaten a lot! Brittany: I'm getting married. Amie: You are? Brittany: Yeah, tomorrow. Amie: To who? Brittany: I don't know. I can't think of anyone...who could I marry? Amie: Me? Brittany: No, you're marrying Joey, and you're gonna have skinny babies. Stupid skinny Williams babies. Amie: You wouldn't love them? Brittany: I would fatten them up. Uncle Flim: And these kids were riding their bikes toward this crazy drunk guy and they were trying to dodge them and I was like, "Kids you better not do that. He might clothesline you and eat you for dinner." Britt: MY BUTT NEEDS TO POP! Amie: ? Amie: poop or pop Britt: POP Amie: How can your butt pop? Britt: my tailbone Amie: why didnt you say that? Britt: this was so much better Britt: MY BUTT NEEDS TO POOP!! |