| The Joke Page |
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| A little girl opened the big family Bible. She was fascinated as she fingered through the old pages. Suddenly something fell out of the Bible. She picked up the object and looked at it closely. What she saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mamma, look what I found," the girl called out. "What have you got there, dear?" her mother asked. With astonishment in the young girl's voice, she answered: "I think it's Adam's underwear!" |
| We all know the overly-used saying "laughter is the best medicine". Life can get too serious sometimes. You have to find a way to look at the silly side of things sometimes in order to stay sane. I'm a gal that loves to laugh. Why not share some jokes with everyone else? These are some jokes I've found around the net. Some are from a newsletter (is that the right word?) I'm subscribed to called "Clean-Laffs". If you'd like to subscribe and get free jokes in your mailbox, go to www.shagmail.com. |
| Here are some jokes I liked: |
| Have any good jokes you'd like me to put up on the page? Email me at [email protected]. |
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| The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?" Again, the answer was "NO!" "Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get to Heaven?" In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!" |
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