Easy Housekeeping

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1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and

don't want one to run into a clean window and get

hurt.

2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a

guest will slip, hurt themselves. I'll feel terrible

and they may sue me.

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because .... they

are very good company. I have named most of

them, and they agree with everything I say.

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want

every creature to have a home of their own and

hubby loves spiders.

5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the

seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want

to get in God's way. He is an excellent designer.

7. I don't put things away because ... my husband

will never be able to find them again.

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain

because ... I don't want my guests to stress out

over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe

them when they say "Permanent Press".

10. I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and I want to

stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!