2.) Sneak up on people and yell, "Purple Banana Man!!!" at them. (Why Purple Banana Man? I don't know. Just one of my odd ideas.)
3.) Stare fixedly at people adn when they ask, tell them you're invisible and you can't see them.
4.) Argue that your balloon (even if it doesn't exist) is the biggest, reddest in the world.
5.) Hold an in-depth conversation, but throw in words like "pistachio" and "stripes" in every unappropriate place.
6.) Gallop around until someone asks and looked shocked and ask why they can't see your horse.
7.) Make up fascinating "scientific" facts about the hand and find as many gullible people as you can.
8.) Sit perfectly still and stare wide and try not to blink. If anyone asks, tell them you're seeing if you can sleep with your eyes open.
9.) Practice scratching your head with your foot. (Inspired by a Garfield comic.)
10.) Count your fingers. Next try to trick your brain into believing you only have 9 fingers. Don't stop until you're convinced.
11.) Write more bizarre things to do when you're bored.
12.) Read what to do when you're bored. Then attempt to carry out every single one.
13.) Sneak around the house until someone notices. Tell them you're bored and are trying to see where "Time" is having a layover. (Time flies when you're having fun. . . ok!! My joke! Come on . . . laugh!)
14.) Start laughing hysterically and tell people they wouldn't get it. Keep laughing and see how many people join you laughing about nothing.
15.) If you're bored and your room is messy, spend all day snapping your fingers and figuring out why it doesn't work like in "Mary Poppins."
16.) Attempt a 10 page book report on "The Sky is Falling." (I can't even do a one page book report on any book!)
17.) Grab a cellphone and try miss-calling someone 50 times. (Miss-calling: calling someone and hanging up so that it registers on their cellphone as a missed call.)
18.) Attempt 50 different ways to say your name.
19.) Spend all day inventing jargon about hotdogs. Study it, and use it to confuse people in your next conversation.
20.) Amuse yourself by contorting your body in every letter of the alphabet.
21.) Practice singing the alphabet backwards at 120 tempo.
22.) Read what to do when you're bored to a person obviously not bored.
23.) Carry around a small spray bottle with water and sneak up on unsuspecting victims. Fake a sneeze and spray the bottle once on the back of their heads. Put the bottle behind your back and pull out a handkerchief and say, "Oops. Guess I forgot to cover." Then run for your life!
24.) Write letters to different companies asking for a month's, years, or even lifetime's supply of their products. It doesn't hurt to ask!!! --by Katie
25.) Grab water colors nad a white dog and just start painting. =)
26.) Gather accomplices and go to a crowded mall. Manage to sort of line up and block the way. Suddenly start a dance number like the chimney sweeps in "Mary Poppins."
27.) Go to a crowded sidewalk and suddenly stop, scream, and run with terrified looks yelling, "It's after me! It's after me!"
28.) Look for a recording of "It's a Small World After All." Play it on repeat in your car at the maximum volume with the windows rolled down and in traffic.
29.) Go through yoru closet and try to pick out hte WORST match of clothes possible. Wear them all day.
30.) Find as many ways to make English really bad. (Mix up tenses as much as possible and throw in a lot of "to"'s.) For example, "We are had a good days to me."
31.) Make up evil pancake stories involving Barney the Purple Dino and household items.
32.) Grab an electrical pencil sharpener and hunt down all the pencils in the house and just start sharpening.