p u b l i c    u r i n a t i o n

this is a downright art form. when you don't use a toilet
you have sent the message that you defy society's attempt
to make you piss into a tiny receptacle.  public urination is also a
sure-fire way to attract someone, as well as express your
solidarity with the canine species.  
hey, we're fuckin' animals, let's admit it. 
pissing is meant to be done
out in the open, either beneath a starlit sky or on the side
of the freeway, into the dandelions blowing in the wind.
don't urinate privately if you can help it! Those who witness
your display will definitely experience some form of premature
enlightenment. share your gift with the world--let your
urine cover the fields and the trees, rather than sending it to a
dark, slimy sewer. What do you think they did before they
had toilets, anyway? so piss away, outside, anywhere,
and anytime. just don't get rolled.