'I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?'
'Why didnt God keep you when he had the chance?'
'I think I'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?'
'I'm like choclate pudding: I look like crap but I'm as sweet as pudding.'
'I only have 12 hours to live! Please dont let me die a virgin!'
'Your so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasimoto.'
'My love for you is like diarrhea - it never ends.'
'If you were a sandwhich at McDonalds, you'd be called the McGorgeous.'
'Did you know the human body is 90% water, and I'm thirsty.'
'You remind me of cheese, I like cheese!'
'Are you can alien, cuz I think you've abducted my heart.'
'Don't try to run away, I'm on the track team.'
'All this could be yours for one small price.'
'Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?'
'Are your legs tierd, because you've been running through my mind all day.'
'Baby did you fart, cuz you just blew me away!'
'Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you wanna be my friend?'
'If you were a booger I'd pick you first.'
'If you were a library book, I would check you out.'
'Pull my finger!'
'Will you bear my child/children?'