FAMOUS INU-YASHA QUOTES Inu-Yasha: Old enough for YOU, HAG! So be a good little girl and hand it over…unless you’d rather feel the caress of my claws! I didn’t say “get naked”! Don’t you understand? My body is SPECIAL! You’d better come back to me soon, Kagome. I can’t wait to hit you! Did you mention… “trouble”? Will you SHUT UP, fool! I’ve never been known for my refined tastes…but you make even ME sick. You think I’d drink that swill?! Don’t count your heads till they’re twisted! My misery makes you happy?! Do you have to do that, Miroku? It’s embarrassing. You fool…what kind of dream are you HAVING?! It’s well past time someone cut you down!! Kagome: Here. Buyo. Lunch. I knew you were an ANIMAL, but…but THIS..! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!! Oh, yeah, Inu-Yasha’s great. For an arrogant, selfish, stubborn, misogynist, violent, angry, stupid, narrow-minded, dog-breathed JERK! He is NOT my boyfriend! We were just thrown together by a cruel twist of fate! Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire…! Sango: I’m going to kill Inu-Yasha!! You DARE call ME a DECOY?! Not very trusting, are you? Somehow I’d feel safer if you weren’t “protecting” me. THEY’RE worthy of protection…but I’m not? Open your eyes you degenerate monk!! Miroku: You call ME tainted… Just nod and smile. Inu-Yasha, your face has become like the Buddha’s. What’s happened? Surely you haven’t attained enlightenment. Naraku: I was only hoping to watch you die. Well, well. That dog-brain of yours CAN think occasionally, after all. Sesshomaru: You little men annoy me. What’s this Inu-Yasha? Have you come to dig your own grave? A half-breed like you should behave like a half-breed, and GROVEL! …There’s no virtue in killing a beast that doesn’t know who or even what it is You fool...you think you can RUN from me?! Kagura: Now, my friend…you can die in peace. It is only the dead whom I make dance. Heh. Do as you please, Inu-Yasha. I don’t mind sending you to hell in the arms of a woman. I’m flattered you’d actually make your way here. I was just beginning to feel bored. Indeed, perhaps it matters not at all…seeing as you’re about to die here anyway! If a man loses his head I’ll put it back on. If he’s cut down to size he can still take ‘um on. He’s just dancing to my undead dance song. What is the matter Naraku? Are you going mad?! Musou: I thought that killing people might help me remember something, somehow. It didn’t work. But it is lots of fun. Inu-Yasha…is that his name? How can he do such awful things…? How dare you live - while Kikyo died?! Yura: How very rude. Grabbing the bosom of a woman you’ve only just met. Hiten: Sliced into sashimi, or roasted like meat! That is your choice! To go mad because your woman was killed…you are better off DEAD!! Shippo: I hate to get rough with a vixen, but…