Jerichoholic Girl's COMMENTARY
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16/08/05

DAMN! 4 MONTHS!
WELL REALLY I DID KNOW IT WAS THAT LONG, I'VE BEEN VERY VERY BUSY!
I WAS AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER FOR THE WHOLE OF JULY AS I WAS STAYING WITH MY BOYFRIEND IN MELBOURNE FOR 2 WEEKS, THEN HE CAME HOME WITH ME FOR ANOTHER 2 AND WELL THERE WASN'T ANY CONSIDERABLE TIME TO UPDATE UNTIL NOW.
WHILE IN MELBOURNE I DID MANAGE TO CATCH ALICE COOPER IN CONCERT!
THE GUY IS SERIOUSLY A LEGEND AND THE SHOW ABSOLUTELY ROCKED! I WILL BE SEEING FOZZY (AGAIN WITH MY BF IN MELBOURNE) IN SEPTEMBER SO I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT AND TO TOP IT OFF MY BEST FRIEND AND I ARE OFF TO SEE RAW IN SYDNEY IN OCTOBER...SO BASICALLY I'LL BE BUSY.
TAFE IS GOING WELL FOR ME AT THE MOMENT BUT NOW IS THE TIME WE HAVE TO START OUR MAJOR PROJECT TYPE THINGS SO THAT WILL TAKE UP MY TIME AS WELL.
ANYWAYS ENOUGH ABOUT MY BORING LIFE..I'M HERE TO TALK SUMMERSLAM!

(I'M LISTING THE MATCHES IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

HBK VS. HULK HOGAN...ICON VERSUS LEGEND!
NOW THIS FEUD HAS BEEN DONE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT IN MY OPINION, IT HAS BEEN ENTERTAINING AND EXCITING AND THE HALF HBK HEEL TURN IS INTRIGUEING AS, WELL, TO ME HE'S NOT REALLY A BAD GUY...
THEN AGAIN MAYBE I'M JUST BIASED BECAUSE HBK IS MY NUMBER 2.
EITHER WAY WOULD BE GOOD HERE BUT I'M THINKING HBK WILL WIN THIS ONE AND HOGAN WILL DISAPPEAR FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS UNTIL THE NEXT WRESTLEMANIA WHEN HE WILL WRESTLE STONE COLD (SO THE RUMOUR MILL IS SAYING). SO BASICALLY I'M EXPECTING HBK TO WIN AND STAY HEEL SO HE CAN FEUD WITH THE TOP FACE, JOHN CENA, BUT NEVER DISCOUNT THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA!

MATT HARDY VS. EDGE
THE ANGLE THAT NEVER DIED WILL NOW FINALLY BE OVER! WELL I'M HOPING, WHILE IT HAS BEEN AN ENTERTAINING AND WELL TO A DEGREE UNPREDICTABLE STORY, TO ME I FIND THE LINES BETWEEN REAL LIFE AND STORYLINE TO BE SO BLURRED I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF THIS WAS ALL A PLAN FROM THE START OR IF IT IS TRUE HOW MUCH OF IT IS AND WHEN THE WHOLE STORY KICKED IN, THIS IS BASICALLY A MESS.
HOWEVER I THINK THIS MATCH WILL HAVE ONE THING I HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN IN A WHILE...INTENSITY!
IF THESE TWO DON'T BLEED AND HALF KILL EACH OTHER THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG!
I CAN'T SEE MATT WINNING THIS. EDGE WILL WIN, PROBABLY WITH SOME HELP FROM SNITSKY AND LITA.
ALSO KANE COULD FACTOR AS A WILDCARD...BUT WILL HE HELP MATT ?

RANDY ORTON VS. UNDERTAKER
WELL THE WRESTLEMANIA REMATCH HAS ARRIVED, NICE BUILD UP BUT RANDY IS STILL A PUSSY WHICH IS ALL HE EVER WILL BE. STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM A FACE IT WILL NEVER WORK. HE'S GOT A FACE THAT YOU JUST WANNA SMACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK! MAKE HIM ARROGANT AND SLEAZY.
LET HIM STAND UP AND NOT SHIT HIMSELF WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT!
SOMEHOW I THINK THAT ORTON MAY JUST PULL A WIN HERE FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN I GET THE FEELING WWE IS STILL TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO BE THE NEXT ROCK WHEN HE'S DAMN NOT READY.

EUGENE VS. KURT ANGLE
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS FEUD...REMEMBER WHEN EUGENE COULD WRESTLE? THAT WAS BEFORE HIS FEUD WITH HHH... *ROLLS EYES* I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THE EUGENE CHARACTER, WHY CAN'T HE WIN? WHO CARES ABOUT BRAINS IF YOU HAVE THE ABILITY! WHAT EUGENE MAY LACK IN GENERAL INTELLIGENCE NOTHING CAN BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HIS SUPERIOR WRTESTLING KNOWLEDGE AND THE ABILITY TO ADAPT TO ANY STYLE (OR IMITATE ANY WRESTLER) MAYBE THIS IS A SHORT FEUD AND ANGLE WILL GET HIS MEDALS BACK...I DOUBT CLEANLY...
BUT I'D LIKE EUGENE TO HOLD ON TO THEM A WHILE, IT'S A GOOD FOIL FOR ANGLE TO BE FRUSTRATED BY EUGENE! MAYBE CHRISTY WILL HAVE AN IMPACT OR MAYBE KURT WILL CHEAT AND GET DISQUALIFIED...MEH EUGENE WINS!

ORLANDO JORDON VS. CHRIS BENOIT
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LET BENOIT WIN THIS!!!
OJ HAS DONE ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING AND I'M 90% SURE MOST PEOPLE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HE'S THE US CHAMP!
ALSO PLEASE DON'T MAKE BENOIT LOSE TO A FAR INFERIOR TALENT. FOR ME OJ HAS NOTHING TO OFFER BUT A WALKING HAIR JOKE. SEND HIM TO VELOCITY AND LET BENOIT FEUD THE US TITLE WITH CHRISTIAN AND BOOKER ETC. GOD PLEASE BENOIT!

EDDIE GUERERRO VS. REY MYSTERIO
WELL I'M GUESSING THAT YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH FAMILY THIS BAD...REY MYSTERIO WILL EITHER WIN IN A BRUTAL HARD FOUGHT MATCH ENDING THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL...OR... EDDIE WILL WIN, REALISE THAT YES HE DID BEAT MYSTERIO AND THUS HIS POINT IS MADE AND HE HAS NO NEED TO TAKE AWAY DOMINICK, THIS WOULD ALSO PUT HIM ON THE WAY BACK TO BEING A FACE. THIS FEUD WAS GREAT BUT I THINK THEY'VE STUFFED IT UP BY TAKING THIS WHOLE THING JUST THAT LITTLE BIT OVER THE LINE, THE FEUD IS GETTING A LITTLE OLD BUT IT HAS INTENSITY AND THE EDDIE PROMOS ARE PURE GOLD, SOME NICE WORK FROM REY REY AS WELL!
EITHER WAY I'M SENSING THIS FEUD MUST END HERE AS I CAN'T THINK OF ANYWHERE ELSE TO TAKE IT.
OH I KNOW! A NO CONTEST...IT CAN AND PROBABLY WILL HAPPEN!

BATISTA VS. JBL
OH JOY...I'M NOT REALLY THAT INTERESTED IN THIS ONE. SURE I'D LOVE TO SEE DAVE CRUSH JBL BUT THERE'S NOT REALLY ANYTHING BEHIND THIS FEUD. THERE ISN'T THAT MUCH BENEATH THE SURFACE AND IT'S BEEN DULL AND PRETTY LIFELESS AT TIMES...DAVE SHOULDN'T BE ON THE MIKE AS MUCH, HE SHOULD JUST CRUSH SOMEONE TO MAKE HIS POINT THOUGH HIS MIKE SKILLS ARE IMPORVING. I LIKE JBL WHEN HE'S CHASING THE BELT BETTER THAN WHEN HE HAS IT SO I'M GONNA CALL IT AS BATISTA RETAINING HERE.

CHRIS JERICHO VS. JOHN CENA
OH HOW I WOULD LOVE FOR Y2J TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS...IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE HE HAD A LEGITIMATE TITLE SHOT AND LORD KNOWS HE'S MORE THAN PAID HIS DUES! HOWEVER... I'D REALLY LIKE HIM TO HAVE BEEN A STRONGER CHARACTER, JERICHO IS JUST SO WATERED DOWN THESE DAYS, HE RARELY WINS RAW MATCHES, AND I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME HE WON A PPV MATCH. HE HAS NO MOMENTUM GOING INTO THIS BUT THEN AGAIN HE COULD SURPRISE US ALL. CENA HAS THE CROWD EATING OUT OF HIS HAND BUT I BELIEVE CENA WOULD BE MORE SUSTAINABLE AS THE USTRONG NDERDOG CHASING THE BELT AGAINST A WORTHY AND STRONG CHAMPION...WHO'S BETTING THAT CARLITO WILL INTERFERE?? PERHAPS A DQ FINISH HERE.
BUT I'M SEEING CENA RETAIN FOR A LITTLE LONGER.

DIVAS!
OF COURSE ON ANY PPV THERE HAS TO BE DIVAS AND THIS ONE IS SUMMERSLAM SO I'LL EXPECT A BIKINI CONTEST OR SOMETHING AS SUCH.
ASHLEY IS THE NEW DIVA SEARCH WINNER (SHE WAS MY PICK FROM THE START WITH ELISABETH MY SECOND PICK) AND IT IS RUMOURED THAT TRISH WILL RETURN TO START AN ANGLE WITH THE WINNER SO PERHAPS AN "IMPROMPTU" MATCH AS TRISH COMES OUT TO CHECK OUT THE NEW DIVA, ASHLEY MAY JUST SURPRISE HER THOUGH WHATEVER THEY END UP DOING.
ALSO THROW IN CHRISTY, MARIA, STACY...YA KNOW IN BIKINIS BECAUSE IT IS SUMMERSLAM!

THAT'S ABOUT IT FOLKS I'M OFF TO BED! HOPE I GET AT LEAST SOME OF THIS RIGHT BUT I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE HOW IT ALL TURNS OUT...ALSO POSSIBLE IS AN ADDITION OF A LAST MINUTE TAG MATCH, CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH OR IC MATCH...BUT I DOUBT IT. HOPEFULLY WE WILL BE TREATED TO A SHOWCASE OF GREAT ENTERTAINMENT AND A CLASS WRESTLING...I KNOW IT'S A LOT TO ASK BUT NEVER SAY NEVER!
SO UNTIL NEXT TIME...

------> Jericholic Girl !!!
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