| THIS IS THE HAMSTER'S PAGE |
| What the Zit is capable of: Biting How: With its teeth Why: It gets ticked too easily When: Whenever he darn well pleases! Where: In or out of his cage in human hands |
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| Reason: not known, but this particular hamster may be headed toward world domination. This picture shows the rat poking his head out of his cage. His mind is so powerful that he might know the secrets of the universe. This is unconfirmed information so it is not being released into the real world. |
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| This is a photograph of the subject in his domain. The AIF (animal ivestigation force) has reported that there are chemical weapons in his cute little zit house. |
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| These are photographs of hamsters of the same species as the Zit. They are not mine. I wish they were but they aren't. |
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| This is a scan in picture of what the hamster did to his food. |
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