There is one thing very special about Colorado. It is in a region. The special thing about this region is that there are a lot of tornados. The good thing about tornados is that they make you fly. If you are lucky, the tornado will send you flying as far as Madagascar. Now, about the region: it is full of W H E A T! Without wheat, we wouldn't have bread. If we didn't have bread, we wouldn't have lowfat sandwiches.
Without lowfat sandwiches, we wouldn't have Jared. He would still be VERRRRRRRY F A T ! He would blow up like Oprah and peaches would fly! (MadTV special) Anyway, NEXT PARAGRAPH!
In conclusion, -Tornados have nothin to do with blowing up, and Jared and wheat. Regions are more important than lowfat sandwiches. My region would attract tourism so they can see wheat. They would like seeing the source of their bread. Before the tornados ripped it all out. |
