| Here I tell everyone what I am thinking, and, maybe, just maybe, some facts. |
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| I LOVE ANIMALS! My favorite pet is my hamster. I call him Zitman. He is painful, like a zit. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAaAaA aaaaaaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! He bit me !!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA oh puppy! OH aaaaa! it hurt! ajhkhflihgaljshdl! That up there was an example of a Gurf Story. Those stories have apsolutly no plot or story line. They make no sense. Whatsoever. So, yeah. My only one that probably makes sence is about a frog. It is like, There are people called things that come along, pick up a twig and throw it ito a river. Then the frog eats it, and then he burps and the air smells of leaves. Then aphids eat the air and then there was no air left and they all moved to mars. I did happen to write a similar story and make it make sence. If you would like it, PLEASE EMAIL ME AT [email protected] |
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| I am younger than any one probably thinks i am. Besides my friends at school. I am in a group of 9 people. So there are 9 of us. We are all (well most of us) designing clothes. |
| FACT 1: If there was one inch of nuetrons all lined up, and you counted them 4 at a time, by the time you finished, it would be 19 billion years in the future. |
| FACT 2: It is physically impossible to lick your elbow. |
| COMING SOON!!!@!!&*^%&^ Our clothing designs. dun dun dunnnnnnn. |
| If you can see the rock, it's day If you cant see the rock, it's night If the rock is cold it's cold. If the rock is hot, it's hot. If the rock in covered in somethin' white, it is either hailing or snowing. |
| FACT 3: A star could be exploding 182 million lightyears away, and we wouldn't know about it until 182 million years in the future. |
| People have discovered that if you multiply any number from 1-100 by 99, the digits in the answer will always add up to 18. TRY IT YOURSELF IF YOU DON"T BELIEVE ME! GEE, YI YI! |
| THIS IS HOW LIFE EVOLVED! (accorrding to a friend...) First cam the T-Rex, then he evolved to the Shark, Then it evolved into the Piranna, then it evolved into the fish, then it evolved into the snake, then the snake into the ferret, then the ferret evolved into the cat, then the cat into the hamster, then the hamster into the bird, then it evolved into the chicken. And Wa-La! THE WAY THINGS ARE! hA HA HA HAhahahashslkdfhaldkj! All in all, (according to me and another websit4e about chickens) Chickes are the closest living relative to the T-Rex. |
| There was once two cows standing a field. 1=first cow 2=second cow 1: well did you here about the new disease going around? 2: no, tell me about it 1: Well, it causes us cows to forget things, 2: oh? 1: Yeah! And Makes us forget where we're going, and our memory just goes away! 2: That doesn't sound good. 1: yeah! but you dont seem to be too worried about it. Why? 2: Because i'm not a cow. I'm a rabbit! |
| A friend snapped a mouse trap, then the mouse trap flew right at another friend, and then the mouse trap target person (the one it flew at) said she had to hide the fact it was alive. |