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Match #2:
Special Appearance: The Female Success Story, Julie Dartmouth Worthington
The announcer is in the ring and he says, "Ladies and gentlemen, coming down to the ring, currently undefeated in the FLPW, from Austin, Texas, weighing 149 pounds, here is The Female Success Story, Julie Dartmouth Worthington!"
The fans boo loudly as John Bradshaw Leighfield's "Longhorn" plays, playing to Julie Dartmouth Worthington's video. A huge black Lincoln Limosine with Texas Longhorns on the front comes driving out from the backstage area with silver "JDW" plates on the front. The chauffer stops the limosine, turns off the ignition, gets out, and then he lets JDW out of the limosine. Julie Dartmouth Worthington then gets out wearing a black business suit, black pants, and a black cowgirl hat, and walks towards the ring. Julie is smiling, but it's an insincere smile, as are her insincere handshakes with the fans as she heads towards the ring, and then enters the ring.
Julie then takes the microphone, and the fans boo her, and taunt her. The mose common taunt is "JBL Rip Off!" said over and over and over again. Julie then takes the microphone and says, "Greetings, people!" The fans boo! Julie continues, "For those of you who don't know who I am, and that's not a very large number, my name is Julie Dartmouth Worthington!" The fans boo, and one fan is shown with a sign that says, "Just another Dumb Whore" with her initials shown vertically in the insult, and another fan holds up a sign that says, "Hey, Julie, John Bradshaw Leighfield called, and he wants his gimmick back!" Julie goes on to say, "I am The Female Success Story of the FLPW!" The fans boo! Julie says, "Over the past year, I have been on the greatest of winning streaks, and NOT just winning matches in the ring! But I have done that! For almost a year now, I have beaten the likes of Magenta, Tasha Simone, Candi Divine, Princess Sugey, Gail Kim, Terri Gold, Molly Holly, Danger, Pippa L'Vinn, Fantasia, Commando Hasegawa, Irish Angel, Riot, Jazz, Trish Stratus, Lita, the list is long to show the women that I, JDW, have defeated in the ring! Outside the ring, I have experienced even MORE success! Especially in the fields of high finance! You see, people, I have been scoring big in the stock market this past year, and yes, you can chant it as an insult, but I have used the financial guidance and wisdom that helped me obtain the same financial success as my fellow Texan, John Bradshaw Leighfield!" The "JBL Rip Off" chants grow louder! Julie says, "JBL rip off, you say? Far from it! I am merely paying tribute to the man that bears one piece of the credit for my current monetary successes! But, I have one EXTRA thing that even JBL, the financial success that he is, does not have. You see, people, I, Julie Dartmouth Worthington, also have a Master's in Business Administration, what is known for a short as an M.B.A.! That's right! I am the only M.B.A. in professional wrestling overall, and in women's professional wrestling today! My M.B.A. with concentrations in Finance and Management from Yale Business School, which I earned, is the biggest factor in why I am The Female Success Story of women's professional wrestling! I have taken the worlds of wrestling and high finance by the horns! I have been undefeated in the ring, and very soon, I will have some FLPW gold around my waist! None of the current champions, meaning Intercontinental Champion Princess Cherokee, Televison Champion Malia Hosaka, the new United States Champion April Hunter, and the World Champion Mean Michelle Stone, all of you truly fear me, Julie Dartmouth Worthington! My time to become a champion is coming, for it is long overdue! The Female Success Story of the FLPW will become the Championship Female Success Story of all time! Remember my name, Julie Dartmouth Worthington, or for short, JDW!" The fans boo while Julie basks in her glow and smiles as "Longhorn" plays. Julie exits the ring, walks down the aisle, gets in her limosine, and then the limosine backs out of the arena, and heads downtown.
Kurt Angle says, "As we are doing in the WWE, as Charley and Shelton will do in the FMPW, Terri and these excellent women will do here in the FLPW. And what we will do is dominate! Each and every man and woman in these leagues will be destroyed at the mighty hands of Team Angle, for we are composed of the greatest athletes and ring technichians in this league! I, Kurt Angle, the Captain of Team Angle, have won every WWE title, and I won 2 Gold Medals in the Olympics with a freakin' broken neck! Team Angle is composed of 2 former NCAA wrestling Champions, and they have already destroyed Chris Benoit and Edge, and the likes of Brock Lesnar, Thunder, Latin Lover, HHH, Miami Hurricane, Lake Michigan Shark, Lake Erie Barracuda, Henesy Lopez, Golden Glenn, Smash TV, Battlin' Ben, Austin Parker, Shaun Simpson, Larry The Lawyer, and many more men in the FMPW will be our next victims! The same will be true with the women of the FLPW, for Terri Gold, the captain of Team Angle's women's division, along with these 2 fine female athletes, will bring all the women of the FLPW to their knees as well! It's true! It's DAMN true! Tell them, Terri!" Terri takes the microphone and says, "Thank you, Kurt. It is a privilege and an honor to be chosen as both a member and captain of the women's division of Team Angle! As a 2 time WOW Champion, I was unbeatable, despite being handicapped by the incompetence of David McLane! Had he not tanked WOW, I'd STILL be dominating that league today!" The fans boo loudly! Terri yells, "SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! You ALL know that I was the dominant female wrestler in WOW! Not Danger, not Riot, not Poison, not anyone else but ME! And now the time has come for me to be the dominant female wrestler in the FLPW! No more Miss Nice Girl for me! Now I will lead the women of Team Angle to victory over all of the tramps and whores throughout this league! And I will be helped by these 2 able women! Introducing first, to my left, she is a champion collegiate martial artist from Penn State, a champion amateur intramural wrestler, and has won individual awards in basketball and volleyball, from Butler, Pennsylvania, Jesse Kellerman! And to my right, another all around athlete, and another martial arts and women's boxing champion from the University of Nebraska, here is Phyllis Rogers! I present to you, the women who make up the team that will destroy each and every no-talent b#tch here, The Women's Division of Team Angle!" The fans boo Terri, Jesse, and Phyllis. Paul Heyman then speaks and says, "Kurt, once again, you have amazed me with your genius and talent! I never even CONSIDERED the possibility that you would establish a women's division of Team Angle, much less, choose fine athletic women like Terri Gold, Jesse Kellerman, and Phyllis Rogers to be members of that team! Terri, you, Jesse, and Phyllis, are just the three women who can and will make this team rule the FLPW! I mean, when I see bimbos and whores like that psycho bitch Victoria, or that holy whore Josephine Joy, or Tori, or Frankie Z, or Malia Hosaka, Danger, Riot, Jacquelyn, Bambi, The Ramblers, The Hellcats, Seana Sledge, Mean Michelle Stone, Eleanor Lee Mobley, Louise Lovely, April Hunter, and the most no-talent women's champion in this league, Brandi Constantino, along with those bimbos from the FMPW's Women's division like their so-called champion, Lady Massacre, and other bitches like Devona, Strawberry Wine, Misty Dawn, Angel Divine, The HeavY Metal Sisters, and on and on and on, whether they are FLPW or FMPW Women, none of them, and I repat, NONE OF THEM, can compare to the superior talent that Kurt has assembled here! Terri Gold, Jesse Kellerman, Phyllis Rogers, the three women of Team Angle, will crush each and every woman in this division, and I mean EACH AND EVERY WOMAN here, no matter WHO they are, or what team they come from, they will all be destroyed by Team Angle! It's true!" Kurt says, "It's DAMN true!" The fans boo and chant "You Suck" as "Medal" plays while Team Angle raises their arms in victory and kleaves the ring and heads back to the locker room. FLPW officials help Malia, Morgan, and Jane back to the locker room area.
Then, after the commercial break, Raw GM Eric Bischoff came out with his Chief of Staff Sean Morley, to the ring, and then Bischoff snatched a microphone, and talked trash. Bischoff replayed the footage fromt he FLPW Saturday Night Special where FLPW owner Edward Carter II and FMPW Owner Chris Frank attacked him and 3 Minute Warning last year. Bischoff said, "What was done to me and 3 Minute Warning last year will NEVER be done to me again! Carter! Frank! Both of you s.o.b.'s will NEVER have the opportunity to have me jumped again! Why?! Because, tonight, I am calling BOTH of you two pieces of shit out here right now, so that Chief Morley and I can collect what you (beep)s owe us! Get your asses out here right..." and then the microphone was cut off! Bischoff then yelled at the ring announcer, demanding to have the microphone turned back on! The fans cheer as Carter and Frank came out, and they were ready to take on Bischoff and Morley! Then they entered the ring, but Bischoff and Morley slid out, and then Rico and 3 Minute Warning ran out form the audience and attacked both Carter and Frank! Rosie and Jamal took turns stomping and punching Carter and Frank while Bischoff was outside shouting orders to destroy the FLPW and FMPW owners! Rosie picked Carter up and power slammed him down to the mat, followed by a vicious leg drop! Jamal piledrove Frank on his head, splashed him, and then he dropped him with a power slam! 3 Minute Warning then hit both owners with team elbow drops, and then Rico joined in the fray! 3 Minute Warning then yanked Carter up and held him while Rico superkicked him in the face! Then they yanked Frank up and held him and they superkicked him in the face also! Then they yanked Frank and Carter up by their hair, and Bischoff then came back in the ring and slapped Carter and Frank in the face several times each, and then 3 Minute Warning rammed them both face first into the mat! Add to that, then Lance Storm and William Regal came running out, and they too, started beating up on Frank and Carter! Then at Bischoff's orders, 3 Minute Warning picked Carter back up and held him for Regal, and then Regal took out his brass knuckles and put them on! Regal then hit Carter right in the head with the brass knuckles, and Carter's head was bleeding from the shot! Then 3 Minute Warning yanked Frank up, and then Regal hit him in the head with the brass knucles, and Frank was bleeding from the head also! Bischoff then ordered 3 Minute Warning to go to the outside and splash both owners, but the fans cheered as FMPW owner Jerry Sabel and the men and women of Premiere Enterprises and T.S.S.A. came running out and ran off Bischoff and his thugs! Shark almost zapped Regal and Bischoff with his shock stick, and Sabel then called Bischoff out, but Bischoff and his gang were already running out through the crowd! Bischoff, Morley, 3 Minute Warning, Rico, Storm, and Regal all ran out in the concession area, exited the arena, and ran out into the parking lot towards a waiting limosine! Bischoff and his thugs then all piled in the limosine, and the limo then sped away! Back inside the ring, P.E. and T.S.S.A. helped the EMT's tend to the injured Carter and Frank. Both owners were bandaged up, had their necks in braces, were both placed on stretchers, were wheeled out of the arena, through the backstage area towards the arena garage area towards 2 ambulances. Carter and Frank were then placed in each ambulance, and then they were both rushed to the hospital.
PAYBACK TIME: When Eric Bischoff comes back to bask in his "triumph" a few months later, Edward Carter II and Chris Frank have their revenge! Carter blasts Bischoff with a trash can, beats him with a pipe, and throws him off the stage! Frank jumps off the stage and stomps his balls, beats Bischoff bloody with brass knuckles, and then throws him into the steel barracades! Then both Carter and Frank grab the bloody and battered Bischoff and throw him face first into the wall! They then kick and stomp Bischoff repeatedly, pummel him with bats, handcuff his hands behind his back, and then they douse Bischoff with a fire hose, right into the street! Bischoff is lying on the pavement a bloody, battered, and doused mess!
Match #2: Karen Might vs. Penelope Paradise
