ENGELS:
- "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made" Groucho Marx

- "
Minds are liike parachutes. They only function when they are open." James Dewar

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"Don't go aroound saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first." Mark Twain

- "
All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin

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"If a millionn people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." Anatole France

- "
It's kind off fun to do the impossible!" Walt Disney

- "
Love your ennemies. It really pisses them off" unknown

- "
China is a bbig country with a lot of chinese people living there." Charles De Gaulle

- "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" Steven Wright

NEDERLANDS
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Regel 1: De klant heeft altijd gelijjk. Regel 2: Wanneer de klant niet gelijk heeft, zie regel 1. 

-Je kan tegenwoordig geen film meer zien oof
"Also Starring" speelt er in mee

LATIJN
- Si vis pacem, para bellum (Als je vrede wilt, bereid je voor voor oorlog)
- Illiud Latine dici non potest (je kunt dat niet zeggen in het Latijn)
- Cogito, ergo sum (Ik denk, dus ik ben)
- De gustibus non est disputandum (over smaak valt niet te twisten)
- Radix malorum est cupiditas (de wortel van het kwaad is de begeerte)
- Sunt Pueri Pueri Pueri Puerilia tractant (Jongens zijn Jongens en doen kinderachtige dingen)
- Non Olet. (Het Stinkt niet » verwezen naar geld)
- Non scholae sed vitae discimus (We leren niet van school, maar van het leven)
- Amor Vincit Omnia (Liefde overwint alles)
- Magister Mundi Sum (Ik ben de leraar van de wereld » als in: ik ben de master of the universe)
- Sum Quod Eris, Fui Quod Sis (Ik ben wat jij zult zijn, ik was want jij nu bent » staat op grafstenen)

- Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur (alles wat in het latijn wordt gezegd, klinkt diepgaand)
- Cogito Ergo Doleo (ik denk, dus ik ben depressief)
- Veni, Vidi, Visa (ik kwam, ik zag, ik shopte)
- Die dulci fruere (prettige dag verder)


Film/Tv
-Phoebe: "Yes yes! Like the man in the shoe!"
Ross: "What shoe?"
Phoebe: "From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a crooked shoe, for a while..."
(friends)


-Ross: "Hey Phoebs, you going to have the rest of that pop tart? ...Phoebs?"
Phoebe: "...Does anyone want the rest of this pop tart?"
Ross: "Hey, I might!"
(Friends)

- Ross: "Hey Gunther, thanks for the coffee, or 'Betankt for tie koffiej, Gunther'"
Gunther: "Hey, je sprekt Netherlands tat is te kek! Heb je familiej thar?"
Ross: Yeah, we're done!
Gunther: Ezel!
Ross: Ezel? Ezel? Hey Gunther, you're an 'Ezel!"
Gunther:" Jij hept sex met ezels!"
(friends)

-Spike about Giles' Life: "Cup of tea, cup a tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea. Demon monks. Should have  gone to Vegas"
(Buffy the vampire slayer)

-Buffy: I maybe dead but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
(BTVS)

-Karen: "Oh, honey, I wish I could stay, but I don't want to."
(Will & Grace)

-Karen: "For God's sake, put your pannts on! You're my lawyer, not my dentist."
(W&G)

- Jack: "Oooh, my very own sexless maarriage. Just like Will and Grace."
(W&G)

Will: "Eee, God, this is like watching Gays of Our Lives."
(W&G)

Grace: "Jack, inviting three hot guys over to your apartment for a "fourgy" does not qualify as group therapy."
(W&G)

JACK: You know, the creme de la creme of the creme de la femme.
(W&G)

 

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