| French translations |
| This page was created by Kate and Catherine and we both take A-level French (yay) and we are amazing crap at it. Catherine is definatly worse at French with the grades: N-(x2), E and failing 5/6 tests, to her name. While Kate is a close second with the grades: U+ (but only gaining the plus because she begged) D, E and passing 3/6 tests. Catherine's comment on French - "French is a useful subject, but not to me because I don't know any French. I like French but I am just extremely crap at it. I do revise for French tests, but it doesnt seem to pay off, I have grades which show no reflection on the amount of work I have put into my revision (snigger). French lessons are fun because my teacher (no-names-mentioned) is amusing and he has an obsession with terrorists. Yeah!! During French lessons I usually have a blank look on my face and hope he doesnt ask me to take part in any French orals with my equally crap French partner, Kate." Kate's comment on French - " French sucks, but I am really good at it. No I am! stupid. I learnt from the best babyeeee - Mr.Bin Laden" On this page we shall provide (approximate) translations of useful French phrases you may use when you visit France. 1. Le fromage penis voyage en Espagne sur la commode. The chessy penis travelled to Spain on a wheely toilet. (conveys the expression of transportation) 2. Mon pere est dans un douche avec un oeuf. My father is in the shower with an egg. (affairs to happen) 3. Je suis un petit Koala et j'aime du chocolat. I am a koala and I like chocolate. (who are you and what do you like?) 4. Je peur un grand, verts americian. I am afraid of a big, green American. (a reference to Mr. Bush?!) 5. Peux-tu aider moi avec mes un jambe du en bois? Can you help me with my wooden leg? 6. Ici de, on a vu le torpedo. From here, one can see the torpedo. 7. Ou est un crayon c'est mon Oncle? Where is my uncle's pencil? 8. Pourquoi est-ce que mon fere faire du natation avec un coiffeur de pede dans une piscine? Why is my brother is swimming with a gay hairdresser in the swimming pool? (talking about holiday) 9. En fait, c'est n'ai grand pas apres tout, je decu. Actually, its not that big after all, I am dissapointed. 10. Alors Oncle, qu'est est-ce que tu fais avec mes crayon? Oh Uncle! What are you doing with my pencil? (for those awkward moments) 11. Je peux l'engrais votre tournevis? Can I fertilize your screwdriver? AN AMAZING OFFER! - A translation tape will be available late November (just in time for all you Christmas buyers) feat. us and some corny French sound effects. |
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