| George Bush and his amazing sneezing ability |
| One day, I was innocently reading about current events when I set eyes on a picture of George Bush caught in an intrieging pose during a speech. Then I thought, 'hang on' this seems all to familiar, things were beginning to seem decidedly uncanny, hadn't I seen this same pose before, and what did it resemble? Then it hit me, his face resembled that of a man caught "pre-sneeze". |
| This page is dedicated not to George Bush, because then it would appear that we were advocating such stupidity, but to his amazing ability to appear to be sneezing in all pictures....ok, most. If this format seems familiar to you ie. Kate and the pointing page, please forget you ever made that connection. |
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| What George Bush would say: "aaaaahhh.....choo" <---- sneeze lines <---- eyes close to closure.. <---- wrinkliness of nose <---- mouth open for air intake |
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| What George Bush would say: "I've got hayfever.." <---- he's got an itchy nose, but he's just not sure if he's going to sneeze... |
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| What George Bush would say: "any of you guys got a hanky?"! <---- this pose is getting familiar now isn't it. my theory is definatly correct. |
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| What George Bush would say: "bless me.." <---- can't this man pull any other faces? he needs some coaching me thinks. |
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| Here is where I thank Sparticus for helping me create this fine page. |
| A Catherine production Y2k+1..2..3. |
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