| WATCH OUT, GOFNIKS ABOUT |
| ~ an invisible goth, sleeping in your bed, who ya gonna call, GOTH BUSTERS! ~ |
| i am bored so i thought i would write about a recent survery (thats right folks survery) that me and my bitches recently carried out. On various recent outings to school we have found a grand total of 75 kiddy gofniks lurking about in the shadows (and its only Wednesday) Question: how is a 'kiddy gofnik' recognised? well, we have classified them as wearing either marilyn manson, slipknot, greenday, blink 182, koRn and nirvana hoodies (we do not stereotype). NB. any small child spotted wearing a MUDVAYNE top please shout DIG really loudly at them and kindly inform us at [email protected] as they are a rarity and worth 10 kiddy gofniks. The survery is not only counting the gofniks, but we went around with out beepers and discovered for you, the retarded public of swansea... THE AREAS OF OLCHFA SCHOOL WHICH ARE PREDOMINANTLY GOFNIK. These areas are, in chronological order: THE QUAD: this area contains mainly the greenday and blink 182 kiddy gofniks. gofometer says: bleep bleep UNDER THE STAIRS (predominantly lower science stairwell and libary): the suicidal gofniks. wearing nirvana and slipknot and MAZZA and the like. gofometer says: bleep bleep bleep bleep THE LUNCH HALLS: contains various. gofometer says: beep beep beep BEHIND THE SOUTH BLOCK: all types of gofniks, particularly kilt lovers, united in all of their gloomy glory!! gofometer says: BLEEEEEP BLEEP BLEEP *sorry gofometer went into over goff and is bust* Thats it. Just call us Minshall, Jones, Rees et al. |
| im sorry i was bored. Please dont't set Satan on me. |
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