This sacred story of the Clementine origins was originally passed down orally from generation to generation. Finally, in 1532 A.D., Czarina Kumquat I, the first Regal Scribe to the Order of the Clementines, wrote it down. Legend has it that the parchment on which she wrote the tale still exists today. Using satellite pictures, NASA scientists have hypothesized that it resides in the home of Jared Fogle.
One must cleanse their spirit before they are worthy of reading the tale. This means that if you are munching an orange (or worse, a tangelo), you must throw it away. Immediately. |