I asked if you�re a lesbian,
You said �No I�m not,�
Then you reached over
and grabbed my crotch,
And as I wake up in your arms,
I begin to doubt,
that you were telling me the truth,
I think I�ve figured that part out,
Last night when you hit on me,
I was a little confused,
I stared at you blankly,
I�m glad you were amused,
And I asked if you were a lesbian,
Again you said �I�m not,�
but when your lips reached for me,
it was my breasts you sought,
When you put your hand on my thigh,
I began to think,
And I began to doubt your lie,
when you asked me home for a drink,
And when we got to your place,
You unbuttoned your shirt,
My mind was quite boggled,
when you took off my skirt,
I asked if you were a lesbian,
Again you said �I�m not,�
I asked if you�d done this before,
You said �Quite a lot,�
I said I�d never screwed a girl,
You said �I�ll teach you how,�
After last night I�m almost sure,
that you were lying now,
If I ever ask another girl,
if she�s a lesbian,
I think I�ll just remind her,
that �no� means you don�t fuck womyn.