| The sectret life of NAIL-SCISSORS |
| Waking up |
| Nail-scissors wake up at 12.30 in the night. Why at 12.30 are you thinking now. Just because all the other creatures wake up at 12.00. Look at ghosts, midnight is the Ghost hour. And there are more creatures that wake up, or come to us at 12.00. Nail-scissors want to be different. Not like everybody else. That's why THEY wake up 30 minutes later. Waking up goes very fast. They don't have clocks or so, they're just smart and know when to wake up. When the�'e awake, they're gone before you can say: HA! I knew it! |
| LIFE?! |
| Yes, nail-scissors have a life! And I can know it. I stayed up at night for 7 days, to find out how it's possible that we could never find our nail-scissors back at the place we left them. Well, it was my mum. She used to think it was me and my sister who made the nail-scissors lost, but that was so not true, and I wanted justice! So I lied my nail-scissor on the table and I hid myself after the couch. That's how you can finally know HOW the nail-scissors dissapair! |
| Parties |
| Nail-scissors love throwing parties. When they wake up and get dressed for going outside, they're allready talking about the party. They're real party animals. The parties nail-scissors make aren't small either. Loud music, not good music, but it IS music, and tons of chips and alcoholic drinks. I noticed that they like Martini the most, and allso mix it with other stuff a lot. The music they like to listen to is music like: Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, BSB, *NSync and more shit like that. They steel the music from their owners, even as the drinks and chips. When the party is over, they go back home, or stay over at a friend or maybe they get married and then you'll never find your nail-scissor back, only if they decided to live at your home, you'll find an other nail-scissor where you left yous own. Most people think then that they finally found the old one back, how can they know that the old one is at some one else's house or maybe killed or so? |
| Communication |
| Most nail-scissors get along with eachother very good. Actually they love eachother, and when one is in trouble the other's will allways try to help him/her. But sometimes there is more... Nail-scissors need LOVE. And mostly they don't get that from their owner. And even if they did, creatures like nail-scissirs allso need love from the same sort as them. So if you lost your nail-scissor, it's probably in some one else's house. Be happy for it, it found a boy- or gilrfriend! Mostly they find their beloved one's at parties, where else. It's the same as with humanbeings, and yes, they CAN sex eachother. But it's a bit weird, and difficult to explain here. But normal nail-scissors can't make children, only very special nail-scissors can do that and most of them are locked in a fabric, poor things. At parties the nail-scissors allso meet their friends. They don't make any difference in age. A nail-scissor is a nail-scissor. When a nail-scissor found his real friends, it won't look further for other friends, wich doens't means it won't help other nail-scissors. |
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| Problems |
| There are several things that can go wrong in the life of a nail-scissor. The owner can be very mean to his/her nail-scissor. Like throwing with it. Never throw your nail-scissor on the floor or in a corner or so. They seem to be dead, but they ARE living creatures. Please, nail-scissor owners, keep that in mind. Or an other very bad thing to do to a nail-scissor: Lock them in a little or big box. They really get frustated when you do evil thins like that. They can't go to he parties so they don't have contact with other nail-scissors, wich can be very bad for them. And locking them in a box together isn't working either. They're probably going to fight with eachother. So be nice to your nail-scissor, and it'll be nice to you too! |
| Food |
| You don't have to feed your nail-scissor. They can eat enough at the parties they go to. And they allso eat your nails when you cut them. They love it even more than chips. But no nead to cut your nails mmore than before, to muh nails will make your nail-scissor fat, |
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| Family |
| Family of nail-scissors are all things you use for your nails. Like a nail-brushe, a nail-file, nail-polish etc. |
| Clothes |
| Nail-scissors hardly ever weare something when there are people around. But when it's time to party the dresses and other clothes come out of the wardrobe, wich can be everywhere in the house. They'e different styles, just like humanbeings. Some like dark things, some are more into the hippycolors. And other wear things with bands or disney figures on it. |