-Newspaper for FlakeFans.-
New Logbook Entry
By our journalist Amber
This time Flake geve his opinion on Bands from the DDR time, ruining or making songs better by covering them. I thought this was quite an interesting entry, since he actually said things that made sense this time! *claps*
I think I can quote this, since it was also in the official newsletter, which is free, go rammstein.com!
When a woman like Nina Hagen plays a song of ours, it's like getting a medal. It's worth more than ten Echo or Grammy awards, or anyhting the business world can give you. I can now die in peace and say my life wasn't wasted. If Helge Schneider were to play our music, I would put in an aplication to live an other hundred years. Nina does a good job, but not better than we do.
That's why I love you, Flake! =)
New Logbook entry
This time I really have to quote him: "I'm lying in a champagne-filled pool as nude nymphs ensnare me purring, not realysing that they only excist in my dreams."
He only has to call my name you know ;) j/k j/k!
In this entry Flake ponders about why people want to be a rockstar. He says groupies are dumb, because what's interesting about a girl who only wants to fuck you because you're not qualified enough to get a real job, so instead act like a big shot on stage. (Hmm.. Would he be jealous because he doesn't get them that easy?) He'd rather be a psychologist groupie (eh..o_O) or a just-a-nice-guy groupie.
New Logbook entry
By our journalist Amby
This time Flake rambles a bit about sectes and religions and the dangerousness of some of them.
His anti American television is called as well in this logbook entry. This was about the power failure. According to Flake, this was the best thing that could happen to America. Finally one day without television terror! And a good day to think about their lives and do things without electricity, like playing accoustic guitars.
PLUS: Size is not important, every one should know by now that it's the inside that counts, not the outside or size.
Oh, and would some one please be so nice to me to ask him about his cat's name again? I really want to know that!!
New Logbook entry
By our journalist Amby
The 7th this month FLake wrote a new entry in the logbook on the official Rammsteinsite. But since the greedy bastard people of that site and Rammstein self (arses) doesn't really like it if people copy it, I won't put it down here excactly.
I' not even a member of that site, since I refuse to pay money for that, I'll get the entry's they make in an other way.
And people, it's only our hero Flake who can be bothered to sign the logbook.
He lets the people know he's verty against America's war:
Just now, I came up with another form of protest: "I always fart abjectly when passing by a McDonalds."
And he didn't go to see American Pie. And he said:
"Luckaly there is no sexual position wich is named anything encluding America"
He allso said something about new songs, about kids doing things wich are forbidden and that the America things are allso in some of them.
Most other things he said where un-explainable and nonsense.
New Logbook entry
By our journalist Amby
And there was a new Logbook entry. It had been a while (erm I actually think I forgot one here) but Flake was on holidays together with his daughter.
He took horse riding lessons there, and now has some trouble with walking.
He told about the reactions of people when they now he's from Rammstein: "Stop whining! I thought you were such a touch guy from Rammstein?!" (Dentist)
He also said that 99.98% of mankind doesn' even know what or who they are (I personally think he's exaggerating a tiny little bit here.
And he said he's always willing to help people get Rammstein stuff. So you know where to go when you need free stuff ;)
NEW LOGBOOK ENTRY
By our journalist Amby
On may the 16th Flake made an other entry in the Logbook of the official site. And offcourse it's illegal to copy, but some things he said were that they're proceeding wonderfully and that they'e already thinking of what studio to record the new album wich will probably come out in autumn 2004.
He has already a favorite song wuch will be called Moskau.
He said people laugh at him cos he seems to dress like one of the finalists of the German Pop Idol. (*laughs at Flake* Sorry dear) He wasn' very happy with it, altho he;s 20 years older, he couldn' see it as a compliment.
And he has a new favourite band, The White Stripes.
That was about it for this time.
Heh, I always said I would never put something like this on my site, because there's like.. 0.98 percent of a chance he'l ever see all this. But here it is anyway..
Dear Flake,
Hello, how are you?!
Right, I don't really know what to write here. As you might have notice I'm quite a big fan of you, as a person I might not really know you, but from what I gathered out of the logbook, I think you'e a great person =) PLUS on stage, you're just the coolest!
Why am I writing this thingy here? Because I feel like I've something to explain about these Logbook things I wrote. I look like I don't take any of your words serious. I do though, but I always have this urge to make fun of every one, expecially of you and the rest of Rammstein. This is out of love ;-)
Erm.. Yes, that was about it. Thanks for being at my site! And thanks for writing in the logbook of course! I might be a cheapskate and get the entries from other people, but I really aprechiate it!
-xx- Amber
FLAKE IS HERO R+ FANS!
By our journalist Amby
-GOUDA- Last week a nasty rumour that Rammstein was serious talking about splitting up, spreaded by MetalHammer, shocked a lot R+fans, made them cry and getting depressed.
But there was our hero, FLAKE LORENZ.
He made a new entry in the Logbook on the official site, rammstein.com, and told the desperated fans that it was all rubbish what MetalHammer wrote.
After long searches on the net we found an forum.
The crazy girls and boys who're spending their time there, told us that they were not very amused.
Things that were going around:
If it's a rumour, I'l personally go down to the MetalHammers offices and kill every member of staff that works there.
If it's a lie, I'm gonna beat the shit out of MetalHammer.
We'll wait for more news about that. And we'll inform you when something happens.
Don't forget to give Flake a huge hug when you see him, he saved you from being very depressed.