I bet you're wondering what the hell a "Nalogg" is. Simply... it started out as a joke. In a response to the 10 commandments.. mainly "thou shalt not worship any graven idol". We thought, "how stupid does a person have to be, to go and say, "screw this, i'm going to pay homage to whatever i find on the ground. As if people were ever that dumb as to just pick up a piece of trash and pray to it..." (please dont get us wrong, some of us are religious, and have the utmost respect for other people's beliefs, but this was something that made us wonder....) So we decided, in sarcasm, to worship a fake deity. note: It was funny at the time.
The name "Nalogg" is an even longer more complicated one than the company history.. it had something to do with an acronym at first, but the actual meaning has been lost...now "Nalogg" is nothing more than the name of the almighty trans-dimensional deity. Nalogg, we decided, is a giant, huge, incredibly large, omnipresent, omnipotent omniscient..... wormy.. thing. Hence the logo. Nalogg is so large he/she/it takes up the entire space in his very own universe, save for a small corridor leading up to his incredibly large eye. There is absolutley NO other space in the universe. That's why he's so powerful.. i mean.. he's HUGE. And from this universe he travels sub-space to devour realities.
Another thing that lends to the story of the company is a dream by Adam Borzecki. Adam (nalogg weapons design) had a dream involving me, Norm. He said that in the dream i was the "ex prince" of nalogg's Floating-space-monistary.. on this floating monistary were "astro monkeys" an army of savage beasts a-kin to earth monkeys all under my control... The floating space monistary is located in a super secret location on a remote moon, where my army and I wait, mining the moon for it's precious cheese innards, in hopes of one day reclaiming my throne as prince. This prince-of-nalogg title is won after a "battle royal for inter dimentional rulership"... strange dream eh?
Also i had the power to "uplink" with Nalogg, by reverting to a coma-like state and communing with the great and mighty Nalogg. Time is sped-up in the universe of Nalogg, so that being "uplinked" for a few seconds in earth-time is years and years of communication between Nalogg and I. That, dear friends is how i recieve my wisdom!
