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| When the great Iron Chef of Japan heard of a young prodigy in the terrifying, icy jungles of Canada, he went straight to his producers demanding that this prodigy, Norman Galloway, face him on television. The japanese network went straight to Nalogg Uncorporated, fearing The Iron Chef's threat of Hari Kari and an agreement was struck, Norman welcomed the challenge! NORMAN GALLOWAY! PREPARE TO FACE IRON CHEF! |
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| Everything starts smoothly, and Norm shows off his skill with the ancient chinese weapon: the wok! |
| Iron Chef, starts to sweat! "What is he doing with the cheez wizz?! Why do i find myself staring at his sexy sexy body??" |
| Everything seems to be working in Norm's favour, when suddenly he lacerates his finger with a ginsu knife! You can imagine his embarrassment. |
| Splattered with blood, Norm honourably accepts his defeat. "How did you cut off your finger by accident Mr. Galloway?" "Well you see," he says in poorly dubbed english, "I was getting ahead of myself. I dont think the iron chef was prepared for my abstract approach to the culinary martial art, but he adapted to my style, and forced me to change. When I was forced to re-think my strategy, in a way, defeated myself." "We wish you the best of luck, Norman-San." "Arigato!" |
| Now you can own a copy of Norman's battle with the Iron Chef on VHS or DVD! **coming soon** Chris Sironi on Who want's to be a millionaire. |