S- zzzz....
J- zzzz....
R- zzzzz....
S- Well, U 2 are a lively bunch
R- So R U
S- I'm not a bunch, I'm a single person
J- U R? That's surprising....hey everybody, Paddy's single!
S- Guess what I see in the crystal ball
J- What?
S- U getting eaten by a giant marshmellow
J- I'll eat my way out
R- Actually, U would be digested first
S- ....
J- ....
L- 4 once, U 2 R silent
S- not 4 long...
J- This class is so boring I can't even think of anything 2 write!
S- Class=Boring
R- Boring=Flobberworms
J- Flobberworms=fat
S- Fat=Grubbly-Plank
R- Grubbly-Plank=Girl
J- Girl=Lily Evans
L- Lily Evans=Not your girlfriend!!
J- I'm sad
R- Lily not being your girlfriend should be old news by now
J- No, I'm sad 'cause I'm going 2 get eaten by a giant marshmellow
S- That just sank in?!
J- ...yep
R- There is something wrong with U
S- I thought we established that a long time ago
R- oops, I forgot
J- Forgetting=Bad
S- bad=pancakes
R- Pancakes=Fluffy
J- Fluffy=Whipped Cream
S- Whipped Cream=Terrible
R- Terrible=T
S- T=Divination
J- Divination=Boring
S- Boring=Class
*bell*