The Wall of Fame
Here are the quotes and one-liners that have made me laugh like crazy!  Most of them are probably only funny to me, but if you get them you'll laugh too. 
Enjoy!
"Number, letter, letter, letter, number, number, number...WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?!?"
~Brent
"Harness the essence."
~Gabby and Me
"COW!"
~Sarah
"Wait.  We're talking about shlong, right?"
~Wesley
"If I was a lesbian, I'd fuck you."
~Gabby
Me: "Why can't you be straight?"
Eddie: "Cuz I like boys!"
"We'll have a food party!"
~Cameron
"You really have a thing for bald guys, don't you?"
~Gabby
"It's EPIC!"
~Brent
"I'm not your TOASTER!"
~Brent
Becka: "I thought only men bought cars that are sea-foam green."
Brent: "Did you see his wife?"
"Hell yes, I'm Trapper!  WOO FUCKING HOO!"
~Gabby
"When I'm a troubled Hollywood star, you can be my shrink"
~Enrique
"'A onion kaiser roll'?  That's not proper grammar!"
~Tony
"Roadsigns."
~Brent
"DREAMWEAVER!"
~Sarah
"I'll understand if you want to be a thespian."
~Mom
"The moral of the story: Never bet on a cabbage."
~Eli
Me: "If you were a girl we'd probably have our periods at the same time."
Brent: "I was just thinking that!"
"Bow to the awesome power of the magic FUNYUN!"
~Gabby
"Hell has another time zone."
~Gabby
"You guys are talking about M*A*S*H now, right?"
~Wesley
"It's cinematic MAGIC!"
~Gabby
"I'm obnoxious!"
~Sarah
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