| WOMEN |
| It was early evening in a casino and the tow dealers at the craps table were waiting patiently for the furst punters to arrive. Just then a woman came over and said she wanted to bet 25,000 dollars on a single roll of the dice. Certainly madam they said, happy to relieve the boredom. Theres just one thing though, she added I hope you dont mind, but going bottomless always brings me luck. So since theres hardly anyone about, is it all right with you twoif I pull down my skirt and knickers? She then stripped off, threw the dice and yelled: I've won! I've won! Then she scooped up the money, picked up her clothes and left. The two deals were dumbfounded. What did she roll anyway? asked one. I dont know said the other. I thought you were watching the dice! |
| With the plane about to plunge into a mountain, a female passegner stood up and shouted: If am going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Then she took her top off and cried: Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman? Hearing this, a man stood up, took off his shirt and said: Iron this. Whats six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild? Thats right money. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. MORE TO COME |