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| Why A Cucumber is better than a man |
| A cucumber doesnt make you sleep on the wet spot it has made You can enjoy a cucumber all night long Cucumbers only get pickled if you want them too Cucumber stains wash out A cucumber wont get upset if you come home with another cucumber on your breath Your cucumber will always wait patiently in the car while you go shopping Cucumbers dont demand equality A cucumber is nearly always hard When your cucumber goes soft you toss it Cucumbers cant tell the time so they dont know when you are late Indigestion goes away in the morning Cucumbers dont play around Cucumber skins come off without a fight Its easy to pick up a cucumber in a gocery store You dont have to watch where a cucumber puts its hands The older the cucumber the larger it gets You can have more than one cucumber a night and not feel guilty You always know when your the firdt one to eat a cucumber You can keep a cucumber in your apartment without upsetting your mother |
| Tony:I hear you got married again mike Mike:Yes for the fourth time Tony:What happened to your first 3 wifes? Mike:They all died Tony:I'm sorry i didnt know. Thats terrible. How did they die? Mike:The first ate poisonous mushrooms Tony:How awful! what did the second die of? Mike:She ate poison mushrooms Tony:Oh no. What about the third? She die from poisonous mushrooms too? Mike:No she died from a broken neck Tony:I see an accident Mike:Not excatly- she wouldnt eat her mushrooms. MORE TO COME! |
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