The Crew Dictionary

• The Crew - An elite group of 14 players refined and perfected by God's own hands who consistently wrong salty players, bust out Swedish Chef tactics, flex and get the Flipperized juice, the bomb, the goods, rude-as-hell draws, while avoiding ass, butt, harsh, and ruthless plays. Consists of the Flavor Unit with a subdivision called the Away Team who wrong the scene, work in the lab, and draw nothing but the sauce.
  
• Flavor Unit - synonym for The Crew
  
• Salt - Referring to a bad draw, bad play, or bad mix of cards. One would call something a salty play or player.
  
• The Bomb - Referring to a solid draw or specific card, which will generally win you the game. In Type I it means you have already lost.
  
• Ass - Any combination of bad cards or plays which represents the worst of the worst. Stronger form of butt.
  
• Butt - see Ass
  
• The Goods - Not quite the bomb. A very solid draw or set of cards which will beat most players.
  
• Jit - Some pissed off guy called Sean Baker a Jit once. Apparently it is a derivitive of the word Twit.
  
• Flipperized - An ungodly draw made famous by people like Flipper and Big Al.
  
• Flex - A true Brandon term. It means you are kicking the crap out of your opponent and you develope a sudden urge to rip off your shirt and begin flexing.
  
• Bust Out - A term meaning that you should just play your cards and beat your opponent quickly. A first turn Juzam, Time Walk, and Regrowth is representitive of busting out.
  
• The Away Team - A group of Crew members who go off on seperate missions to win tournaments while other crew members win at the home base.
  
• Juice - See the goods.
  
• Ruthless - Very evil tactics or cards. The bad, bad man ( better known as Ihsan ) is one example.
  
• Harsh - The stripmine draw. The diamond valley draw. Or to be really insulting, the Sorrow's Path draw.
  
• Wronged - To be beaten by a Crew member very badly.
  
• Rude-As-Hell - Dude. I just win.
  
• Swedish Chef Tactics - Pretending to not even know what is going on during the game in order to annoy your opponent into submission.
  
• The Sauce - A term defining a Crew member's deck. They're just too good. Derived from the foreign Autumn Willow.
  
• Opt - The cool word they use on Natural Selection.
  
• In Your Face Tactics - These will be used on you but they're confidential, so if I told you I'd have to kill you.
  
• Scrubland - Heaven for good Magic players.
  
• The Scene - Any place you can go to play or trade. If you need to find a crew member go to the Scene and wait. We will be there soon.
  
• Fool School - A place where you take bad players to learn to play the right way.
  
• Columbus - The guy who discovered America.
  
• Wyvern - Free Money, Free Cards. It doesn't get much better than that.
  
• The Dorms - See Ass
  
• The Lab - The confidential zone where decks are constructed
  
• Rather Suspect - an irregular draw