The Crew Dictionary
- The Crew - An elite group of 14 players refined and
perfected by God's own hands who consistently
wrong salty players, bust out Swedish Chef
tactics, flex and get the Flipperized juice,
the bomb, the goods, rude-as-hell draws, while
avoiding ass, butt, harsh, and ruthless plays.
Consists of the Flavor Unit with a subdivision
called the Away Team who wrong the scene, work
in the lab, and draw nothing but the sauce.
- Flavor Unit - synonym for The Crew
- Salt - Referring to a bad draw, bad play, or bad mix of cards.
One would call something a salty play or player.
- The Bomb - Referring to a solid draw or specific card, which
will generally win you the game.
In Type I it means you have already lost.
- Ass - Any combination of bad cards or plays which represents the
worst of the worst. Stronger form of butt.
- Butt - see Ass
- The Goods - Not quite the bomb. A very solid draw or set of cards
which will beat most players.
- Jit - Some pissed off guy called Sean Baker a Jit once.
Apparently it is a derivitive of the word Twit.
- Flipperized - An ungodly draw made famous by people like Flipper
and Big Al.
- Flex - A true Brandon term. It means you are kicking the crap out
of your opponent and you develope a sudden urge to rip off
your shirt and begin flexing.
- Bust Out - A term meaning that you should just play your cards and
beat your opponent quickly. A first turn Juzam, Time
Walk, and Regrowth is representitive of busting out.
- The Away Team - A group of Crew members who go off on seperate
missions to win tournaments while other crew members
win at the home base.
- Juice - See the goods.
- Ruthless - Very evil tactics or cards. The bad, bad man ( better
known as Ihsan ) is one example.
- Harsh - The stripmine draw. The diamond valley draw. Or to be really
insulting, the Sorrow's Path draw.
- Wronged - To be beaten by a Crew member very badly.
- Rude-As-Hell - Dude. I just win.
- Swedish Chef Tactics - Pretending to not even know what is going on
during the game in order to annoy your
opponent into submission.
- The Sauce - A term defining a Crew member's deck. They're just too
good. Derived from the foreign Autumn Willow.
- Opt - The cool word they use on Natural Selection.
- In Your Face Tactics - These will be used on you but they're
confidential, so if I told you I'd have to
kill you.
- Scrubland - Heaven for good Magic players.
- The Scene - Any place you can go to play or trade.
If you need to find a crew member go to
the Scene and wait. We will be there soon.
- Fool School - A place where you take bad players to learn
to play the right way.
- Columbus - The guy who discovered America.
- Wyvern - Free Money, Free Cards. It doesn't get much better
than that.
- The Dorms - See Ass
- The Lab - The confidential zone where decks are constructed
- Rather Suspect - an irregular draw