| ~*Corny Pick-up Lines*~ |
| Do you wash your pants with WIndex cuz I can see myself in them... I lost my number can I have your's? There must be something wrong with my eyes cuz I can't keep them off you... You must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day... If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together... Your name must be Visa cuz you're everywhere I wanna be... (Look at their shirt tag){"What are you doing?"} Checking to see if you were made in heaven... Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by again? Your lips look so lonely?...Would they like to meet mine? You must have some overdue books at the library cuz you got FINE written all over you... Can I have directions? {"To where?"} Your heat... If I could be on think in the world, I would be a tear born in your eyes, living on your cheeks, and dying on your lips... Is it hot in here or is it just you? I'm lost, can I follow you home? You see my friend over there?...He wants to know if you think I'm cute... Did it hurt? ("What?"} When you fell from heaven... Is your dad a theif? {"Why?"} Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes... Excuse me, I think I dropped something...my jaw... Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only Ten I See... I didn't know angels could fly so low... I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? You're so hot you'd make the devil sweat... Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know to know exactly what I want for Christmas... You're so hot, I put bread in my pocket, pulled it out 10 mins. later, and it was toast... Excuse me sweety but do you have a license to drive me this CrAzY? Do you have any raisins? How about a date? Excuse me, do you have a library card? Cuz I wanna check you out... Corny huh? lol I've actually heard a few of them used...LOL |