So, ah... what do I do with this thing?
I know, I will run around with it. That sounds safe.
Of course, what a great idea, I will run around and cut stuff. This seems too boring  though, I better get higher off the ground.
There we go, now if I fall down I can do some serious internal damage. This is more like it.
Whew, back on the ground. That chain sawing stuff is too easy, I need a work out..... Ok my arms are starting to hurt.  What to do, what to do.
Here we go, the answer to all of lifes problems, a really friggin huge chain saw. Yeah this is way better than pulling that other thing through the wood.  
Oh Shit! I am too heavy for this board!
After all that work, I think will go play in the water with Hot Carl. That is always a good way to end the day
A day in the life of Nate
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