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"The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a burst of semen catapults her across the street and through the window" - Addicted to Love | |||||||||||||
"Why can't we have arranged marriages in America? At least that way we can spend the rest of our lives blaming our parents instead of ourselves." - Only You | |||||||||||||
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