| Crossroads.... (Rated M) Reviewed by Lisa.... Stars: Britney Spears Anson Mount Zoe Saldana Taryn Manning Official Site The Story (or lack thereof) Freaky Britney is supposedly the intellectual geek with no friends except for her male lab partner who looks like Paul from the Wonder Years. When she was younger she made a pact with her two best friends that the night of their graduation they would dig up this box they buried with all their wishes for the future (Who the F&^k does that??), but surprise surprise, they are no longer friends (wah wah). One of her friends is the most popular girl in school and the other trailer trash who is pregnant. Prego TT reminds them of the pact but Britney says she�s too busy planning the loss of her �flower� to wonder years dude. They all end up digging up the box, where PTT asks them to go to LA for singing competition. Britney wants to go to Arizona to find her mum so sneaks away from dad to go with these girls. Enter a guy (who they think is a murderer) to take them to LA. Of course they go with. Along the way, the car blows up but of course Brit knows they cracked the radiator. To get the dough to fix they enter a karoake contest. PTT is supposed to sing lead but she is just too nervous � Britney of course steps in. Truths are uncovered on the girls journey to self discovery (whatever!) Critique The movie blows. Everytime Brit sings (including to the car radio and in her bedroom singing to herself in french knickers with her bum hanging out) it is so obviously computerised and touched up coz everyone knows Britney can�t sing for shit. Even her lip synching looks fake. Score 6/10 Kelly's Thoughts |
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