Hold a goldfish cracker in one hand, and the bottle of Sunny D in the other while reciting the following:
"On this, the First Sacrament of Dan's Mom, we remember the constant cheerleader support of Dan's Mom at nearly every Academic Team Meet." (Eat the cracker). "Dan's Mom, we thank you for this kindness." (Drink a sip of the Sunny D).
Hold 3 goldfish crackers in one hand, and the bottle of Sunny D in the other.
- Repeat the First Sacrament
- Recite the following:
"On this, the Second Sacrament of Dan's Mom, we remember the delicious treats that Dan's Mom frequently provided for several Academic Team meets." (Eat the remaining two crackers). "Dan's Mom, we thank you for this generosity." (Drink a sip of the Sunny D).
Hold 6 goldfish crackers in one hand, and the bottle of Sunny D in the other.
- Repeat the First Sacrament
- Repeat the Second Sacrament
- Recite the following:
"On this, the Third Sacrament of Dan's Mom, we remember the cab service that Dan's Mom provided for several Academic Team meets when the disciples of Elvis caused the levy to fail." (Eat the remaining three crackers). "Dan's Mom, we thank you for this greatness." (Drink a sip of the Sunny D).
Hold 10 goldfish crackers in one hand, and the bottle of Sunny D in the other.
- Repeat the First Sacrament
- Repeat the Second Sacrament
- Repeat the Third Sacrament
- Recite the following:
"On this, the Fourth Sacrament of Dan's Mom, we remember the brand-new buzzer system that Dan's Mom bought for the Academic Team when money was scarce." (Eat the remaining four crackers). "Dan's Mom, we thank you for this philanthropy." (Drink a sip of the Sunny D).