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First off, I know there are a lot of people I probably forgot on this list, so if I did, and you think you should be there, then just IM me and I will take care of it. Secondly, the membership goes as follows. The highest form of membership is premium first class....going down the ladder it goes Full member 1st class, full member 2nd class, full member 3rd class, associate member 1st class, associate member 2nd class, associate member 3rd class, freshman bitch, affiliate. Affiliates are on their way to membership, they just need to make more appearances at Club Gladden so the senior members become more familiar with them. The girls tennis team was heavily upgraded for their consistent appearances at Club Gladden, which we are very happy about. The biggest mover this week was James Mitchell who leapfrogged into Full Member third class. Unforunately he can not take part in voting because we frankly don't trust his judgement. HOwever, his performance this weekend, and in weekends past has earned him this immense honor...not to mention a controlled experiment that Jay passed with flying colors. Chuck Abba and Benjamin Coffin were able to go ahead of the rest of Carter 4th because they have accepted the techno dance and embraced it as their own.
Secondly, I would like to take this time to set out the Ground Rules of Club Gladden |
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1. Full Members and residents of Club Gladden will vote on membership matters after every weekend
2. Membership can be reversed or put forward at any time for any reason
3. Impeachment of the presidents can only occur if 2/3 of associate/full members come forth with a legitimate argument or if daniel goes on a date with charles samuels
4. Presidents are the only ones capable of appointing officers or voting in new co-presidents
5. Females may not vote on club matters
6. Just kidding
7. Seriously, though, they can't
8. Unless their name is Izzi
9. If you step foot in club gladden, you must dance to every techno song that plays, membership may be downgraded or outright revoked if you do not
10. Naked Runs are in effect all the time, for everyone. If you can not accept this, do not step on the table.
11. Providing pictures to me is a major plus for membership b/c it benefits the spirit of Club Gladden
12. Everone who comes to Club Gladden must not be intimidated. We want you there to witness the wonder that is techno. |
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