RB:  The following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the AIWL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!  Introducing first, they are the challengers, and, former AIWL tag team champions, ladies and gentlemen, here are Badd Blodd, Big Baby Bonkey, they are THE BIG BAD MOFOS!!!!!!

(Fuck the World begins top blare throughout the Silverdome as the Mofos walk out tot he ring o a huge chorus of boos.)

RB:  And their opponents, they are the current AIWL tag team champions, here are Flex Holly and Chris Ledbetter, THE SUPERFRIENDS!!!!!!!

(Their theme plays as they walk out to the ring, holding their tag straps high and proud to a thunderous roar of approvals.)

DL:  A lot of history going on here.  The Superfriends narrowly escaped defeat a few weeks back, and retained the tag straps.  The champs step into the ring, AND HER WE GO!!!!  The challengers attack, and, remember, this is no DQ, no count out, anything goes here!!!

BJ:  Bonkey and Holly square off, and Ledbetter and Blood square off in the other corner.  Ledbetter with a couple of chops, and, Holly delivers a few to the chest of Bonkey, and, the champs whip the challengers straight into each other!!!!

DL:  And Holly looks at Ledbetter, who goes to the outside, and grabs a chair, and tosses it inside.  He lifts p the apron, and, he is grabbing a table, and, he places that inside the ring.  Meanwhile, on the inside, Bonkey is getting to his feet CRACK!!!!  What a chair shot by Holly.  Blood gets to his feet, AND HE GETS CRACKED!!!!  Blood is still standing, and Holly nails him with another chairshot.

BJ:  Ledbetter is standing on the apron, and, he is calling Bonkey over.  Bonkey walks over, and swings at Ledbetter, who ducks, grabs Bonkey, and clotheslines him, using the top rope.  Ledbetter now grabs the foot of the fallen Bonkey, and drags him to the outside of the ring, and begins landing lefts and rights to the face of Bonkey here.

DL:  Ledbetter with an Irish whip, no, reversed by Bonkey, and Ledbetter goes flying into the ringpost!  Ledbetter just falls to the ground, and, is in the fetal position?

BJ: He is asleep, Dan.

DL:  I know that, Bret, just shut up.  Bonkey now slides into the ring, and, taps Holly on the shoulder, and connects with a DDT.  He gets Blood up, and, he is signaling for Blood to get the table.  Blood grabs the table, and, sets it up in the middle of the ring.  Holly is back up now, AND BONKEY WITH A THUNDEROUS CHAIR SHOT!!!!!

BJ:  Holly is down, and, he is busted open.  Bonkey picks up Holly, and, rolls him onto the table.  Blood is going up, but, Bonkey is telling him to hold up.  What the hell is Bonkey doing here?

DL:  Bonkey slides to the outside, and, he grabs another table from underneath the ring.  He slides that table into the ring, and, he places it on top of Holly!!  This can't be good.  Wait a minute, right out in front of us, Ledbetter has woken up!  He looks up, and, sees Blood about to possibly put the finishing touches ion the match here.  Ledbetter walks over to the announce table, and, he grabs he ring bell!

BJ:  Blood s still up top, and, he looks like he wants to fly, BUT LEDBETTER NAILS HIM WITH THE RING BALL!!!  Blood falls like a ton of bricks.  Ledbetter steps into the ring, and Bonkey charges, and, he gets cracked with the ring bell!

DL:  Ledbetter grabs Bonkey, and tosses him to the outside.  Holly is beginning to move, as is Blood.  Both men are up, and, Blood charges, AND GETS BACKDROPPED THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!

BJ:  Meanwhile, on the outside, Ledbetter whips Bonkey into the steel railing, Bonkey bounces off, and, gets nailed with a superkick.  My lord, Bonkey�s head just bounced off that concrete with authority.

DL:  Ledbetter now grabbing the video camera from our camera guy, and, he is waiting on Bonkey to get up.  Bonkey slow to get up, he turns, Ledbetter charges, swings, and misses.  He turns again, AND GETS THE STUNNER!!!

BJ:  Ledbetter is down, Bonkey is down, and, Holy is the only one on his damn feet.  Blood hasn't moved since being tosses through the table.  Holly is standing the table up against the turnbuckle, but, for some reason, seems to be having a problem going so, and, Blood is now showing some signs of life here.  He is up, and, he is sneaking up from behind on Holly.

DL:  He grabs him in a waistlock�.

BJ:  MY GOD, HE GAVE HOLLY THE STROKE RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING
TABLE!!!!!

DL:  HIS NECK COULD HAVE BEEN SNAPPED IN TWO THERE!!!!

BJ:  That could be the turning point of this god damn match!  Holly may be done here, and, Blood is out, as are their tag partners�.

DL:  Ledbetter is actually moving, but, Bonkey is up, and he grabs the video camera.  Ledbetter turns, and looks, and gets blasted with the camera, and, he is still standing here, Bonkey looks at him, and looks blasts him again with the damn camera!!!!!

BJ:  Ledbetter is busted open here.  He is just stumbling around now, and, Bonkey with a third shot to the face, and down goes Ledbetter.  Blood rolls out o the ring, and, he makes his way over to his tag partner.

DL:  Bonkey picks up Ledbetter, and, connects with a right to the face.  Ledbetter turns, and, is greeted with a shot to the face by Blood, and crumbles to the floor.  Bonkey is now going out to the crowd, and, he is ordering Blood here.

BJ:  Ledbetter is slow to his feet, and, Blood is moving closer and closer tot he guardrail.  Ledbetter turns, and walks towards Blood, who picks him up�..

DL:  3D!!!!!!  3D ONTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!  MY GOD, HIS INSIDES HAVE JUST
BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!!!!

BJ:  My god, Ledbetter is just hung up on the guardrail here, and, the fans are showing their disapproval as they begin the Mofo�s suck chant.  The Mofos are just laughing, and taunting Ledbetter here.

DL:  Bonkey now drags Ledbetter into the audience, and, grabs a chair from one of the fans.  He just begins slamming into in the back of the fallen Ledbetter.  Meanwhile, on the inside, Holly is up, and, he is stumbling around.  Blood turns, and sees this, grabs a chair, and slides into the ring.

BJ:  Blood now pounding the chair against the mat, and Holly turns, Blood swings, Holly ducks, and delivers a dropkick to the knee of Blood.  Holly with the chair now, and, Blood gets up, holding his left knee.  Holly is focusing, and, he nails the knee of Blood!!!

DL:  Blood goes down in a heap, and, he is clutching his knee in pain.  Holly is wielding that chair over his head, and, he drills the knee of Blood again.  Bonkey sees this, and slides back into the ring to try and help out his partner�.

BJ: But he doesn't realize that Ledbetter is awake, back in the ring, and coming up behind him!

DL: LED POISON ON BONKEY BY LEDBETTER!!!!

BJ: Meanwhile, Flex is still working the knee of Bad Blood!

DL: And Ledbetter has the pin!  1..........................2.........................3!!!!!

RB: Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of this match....AND STILL AIWL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....THE SUPERFRIENDS!!!!

BJ: The Fight Club members retain against their toughest rivals, and they hold the straps up highly!