DL:  Now It's time for tag team action...

("Supernova" by Powerman 5000 plays as Flex Holly and Chris Ledbetter walk out accompanied by Chaos Weaver.  The crowd cheers as the Fight Club seems to be getting over with them.)

RB:  Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest... Is a Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first... Accompanied to the ring by Chaos Weaver...... at a total combined weight of 541 pounds... representing The Fight Club.  Flex Holly and "Narcoleptic" Chris Ledbetter.... THE SUPERFRIENDS!

DL:  That's a gay name for two tough guys like Ledbetter and Flex.

BJ:  I like it.

DL:  Ha.  Me too.

RB:  And their opponents...

("I smoke two joints" By Sublime plays over the loudspeaker as Grunge Mosh Pit and Cadaver walk out.)

RB:  At a total combied weight of 490 pounds... The Team of GRUNGE MOSH PIT and CADAVER!

BJ:  And Looks like Flex will start things off against GMP.

DL:  He has to, Chris Ledbetter is sleeping on the corner.

BJ:  Flex and GMP circle around eachother.  GMP makes the first move and charges at Flex.  Flex moves out of the way and hits him with a hip toss.  GMP gets up and gets another hip toss.  He gets up and another hip toss....

DL:  He is up again, and another hip toss...up again and another hip toss.  Flex is really schooling him tonight. 

BJ:  No, GMP is pretty stupid for charging at Flex.  GMP is still charging though and another hip toss, charges again and another hip toss..........

15 minutes later......

DL:  <SNORE!>

BJ:  And another hip toss.  I think that is a total of 102 hip tosses Dan.

DL:  <SNORE>

BJ:  Dan, get up

DL:  Wh..wh..WHAT?!?!?!

BJ:  Call the match.

DL:  Oh, sorry.

BJ:  GMP gets up and tags in Cadaver.  Cadaver quickly goes up to Flex's face and rakes his eyes.  He then whips Flex off into the ropes and Flex is met with a huge boot to the face.

DL:  Wow, no hip toss.

BJ:  Nope.  Cadaver begins to stomp on Flex.  He then goes to Chris Ledbetter and spits at him, but its no use, cause Chris is still sleeping on the turnbuckle.

DL:  I guess thats what happens when you are a narcoleptic.

BJ:  Flex is up, but he is quickly caught with a kick to the stomach and a nice fishermans suplex, with a bridge and the cover....1...2...kick out.

DL:  Flex looks like he needs the help of Chris, but when will he wake up?

BJ:  Cadaver tags in GMP and they both whip off Flex and hit him with a double clothesling.  GMP goes for the cover....1...2...kick out!

DL:  GMP picks up Flex now and tosses him into the corner.  Flex hits hard as GMP comes charging in with a clothesling.  He then picks up Flex and poaches him on the top rope.

BJ:  GMP taunts the crowd now and he walks over toward Flex.  But Flex hits him with a punch to the face...and then hooks his head for a TORNADO DDT!  Both men are down!

DL:  The ref giving the 10 count...1....2....3....4...5..6...7....8...Flex is almost to his corner, and GMP is too.

BJ:  GMP Tags in Cadaver, but Flex can't tag out because Chris is still sleeping.

DL:  Thats a downer.

BJ:  Your damn right it is.  Cadaver grabs Flex and picks him up for a fall away slam.

DL:  HEY YO!  Man, I always wanted to say that.

BJ:  Well, you did.  Cadaver goes for the cover again....1..2....close three.

DL:  Cadaver now applies a camel clutch.  Must be trying to go for the submission here.

BJ:  Unless your big popps pump, I don't think you will tap out of this.

DL:  What about Iron Sheik?

BJ:  Ok, him too.  But it looks like Flex is almost passed out.  The ref checking the hands....lifts the hand up once...and drops.  Lifts it twice and drops, lifts it three times and drop......NO ITS UP!

DL:  Flex is starting to convulge now.  He is getting to his feet and gives three elbows to Cadaver.  He is off and running.  Cadaver throws a clothesling, Flex ducks, he hits the other ropes, and comes back to duck the back elbow, he hits the other side....

BJ:  OOOOWWWW  Looks like the both had the same idea, cause they bothe went for high cross bodies and both clolided in mid air.

DL:  They are both down now.  The ref counting again.  Felx needs to get Chris up, and needs it bad!

BJ:  2.....3...4.....5....6.....7....8....Cadaver tags in GMP and Flex is almost......almost.....AND LEDBETTER WAKES UP!  HALLIELUAH!  FLEX TAGS HIM IN!

DL:  Ledbetter comes in chargine, knocks down GMP, Cadaver is in and he gets knocked down.  GMP is up and he gets a bodyslam, Cadaver gets up and he gets clotheslined over the top rope.

BJ:  Ledbetter picks up GMP and whips him to the ropes, but GMP reverses it.  Ledbetter hits the ropes and drops to the ground.  He just fell alseep once again.

DL:  Well, its a good thing because GMP was just about to wallup him with a drop kick, but he drop kicked the air and both men are down again, one from sleeping.....

BJ:  Flex Holly seems really frustrated as GMP is looking over to his corner for Cadaver who is slowly coming back to the corner!

DL:  Flex is clapping to wake Ledbetter up!  The fans are clapping right along!

BJ:  GMP pulling himself up....  turns to Ledbetter......  Drapes the arm......

DL:  1........2...........Thr... NO!  LEDBETTER SHOOTS THE ARM UP!

BJ:  And Ledbetter hops right up to his feet!  GMP is up and he gets Dropkicked back!

DL:  Cadaver in the ring.... ELBOW!  Cadaver knocked back thorugh the ropes!

BJ:  TAG INTO FLEX HOLLY AND FLEX IS ON FIRE!  He's all over GMP!

DL:  Flex picks him up...

BJ:  GRABS GMP!  DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!  IT'S THE FLEX-PLEX!

DL:  Flex Holly hooks the leg!  Ledbetter falls asleep!  1......2........3!

RB:  HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS... Flex Holly and Chris Ledbetter.... THE SUPERFRIENDS!

DL:  And Chaos Weaver comes into the ring to try to wake up Ledbetter.  Flex Holly up in the camera.... He's signaling with his hands around his waist.... That means he's aiming for the belts!

BJ:  The Mofo's better watch out.  Ledbetter and Holly are definately a team to contend with.

DL:  Let's take a break.  Simulateous Ladder Match!  When we get back!