DL:  Well fans.  Up next is our Tag Team Title Match.  And if there is any team in the AIWL right now that can give Chicken and Grits a run for the gold.  It's The Superfriends.

BJ:  Thats right Dan.  Let's go to Randy for our introductions...

RB: The following contest is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit and is for the AIWL World Tag Team Championships.  Introducing first, the challengers.  They represent the Fight Club and weigh in at a combined 541 pounds.  Here are Flex Holly and "Narcoleptic" Chris Ledbetter.......THE SUPERFRIENDS!

(Godsmack's "Awake" begins to play as Flex Holly walks out to the ring.)

DL: Looks like Chris Ledbetter has gone AWOL...

BJ: Flex has the mic.

Flex: Well, folks, it looks like my partner's fallen asleep yet again...

(The cameras cut away to show Ledbetter passed out on the concession stand with a pretzel in his hand.)

Flex: BUT I do have a replacement for you all.

DL: A replacement?

BJ: Who could that be?

(A rock remix of "Hail to the Cheif" begins to play throughout the arena.)

BJ: Could it be?

DL: YES!  YES IT IS!!!!!

(The lights go out and a spotlight shines down on a single figure on the top of the ramp...a figure that we haven't seen for quite some time...)

DL & BJ: IT'S "BODACIOUS" BILL CLINTON!!!!

DL: Good choice, Flex....

BJ: The cardboard cutout of our former president is being carried down to the ring by Chris Ledbetter's sidekick Cliff Clavin, and the Tag Team Champions have got to be loving this development.

RB: Speaking of the Tag Champs there, Brett...here they come.  Being accompanied to the ring tonight by the Mad Milkman and weighing in at a total of 665 pounds, here are "Devastating" Dean Madison and Cocaine Cowboy Cottoneye Joe....CHICKEN AND GRITS!

("Motorbreath" by Metallica plays as the newly named team walks down the aisle.)

BJ: Yes, it was just a week and a day ago today that the duo of Joe and Dean grabbed the titles from the Big Bad Mofos, and now they're being put on the line for the first time.

DL: It looks like Flex will be starting things off for his team, while the Cocaine Cowboy and his "Chicken" shirt go in first for the champs.

BJ: Flex is giving up a good ninety pounds here...and he's definitely not a small man.

DL: There's a staredown to start us off, and Flex immediately shoves Tri-C!

BJ: Yes, the classic "shove" strategy being employed here, where the attacker repeatedly shoves his victim's chest until it collapses on itself.

DL: Repeated shoving by Flex Holly!  The Cowboy is in trouble!

BJ: Not really...I was lying about the whole "shoving being able to collapse the chest cavity" thing.

DL: Really?  You were so convincing about it.

BJ: Yeah, I also must've been pretty convincing when I told Flex about it before the match.

DL: Joe's looking like he's just annoyed by the shoving, and he responds by chokeslamming Flex!

BJ: There we go, finally a real wrestling move.

DL: The Cowboy picks Flex up off the mat....looks like he's going to go for a backdrop driver here!

BJ: Joe's got him lifted up, but Flexer is pounding on the side of the big man's head....and he just fell right down on top of him!

DL: He narrowly avoided that brutal move, and he got a two count off of the reversal as well!

BJ: But the Cowboy easily pressed him off, and Flex went right between the ropes and down to the arena floor...

DL: CCCJ tags in Madison, and he's immediately on Flex with a baseball slide kick!

BJ: The former World Heavyweight Champion tosses the former...ummm...nothing back in to the ring.

DL: The Cowboy's there, despite not being the legal man, and he's got Flex Holly up....Dean Madison runs the ropes, and Chicken & Grits hit a 3D on Flex!

BJ: One of the most devastating tag team finishers in the history of the sport!

DL: 1.........2........Dean Madison pulled up the young Holly cousin!

BJ: He's telling the Cowboy that he wants to go up top...Joe has placed a near-unconscious Flex on top of his shoulders.

DL: Madison's on the top rope....DOOMSDAY DEVICE!

BJ: That's got to be it!  Two huge double team maneuvers in a row on Flex Holly, and his partner is a cardboard cutout that can't exactly do anything to help him!

DL: Madison is going in for the cover......1.......2.......

BJ: LEDBETTER!  LEDBETTER!

DL: CHRIS LEDBETTER CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND BROKE UP THE PINFALL WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!

BJ: He must have finally woken up somewhere around that concession stand, and he's back in this match like he should have been in the first place!

DL: The Cocaine Cowboy tries to go after him, but Ledbetter clotheslines him over the top rope!

BJ: Dean Madison's going after him now as well....but Flex Holly has gotten his second wind, and he's sneaking up behind the Tag Champ!

DL: FLEX PLEX!  FLEX PLEX!  FLEX HOLLY HITS HIS MOVE AND MAINTAINS THE BRIDGE IN TO A PINFALL!

BJ:  1..................2........................3!!!!!

RB:  HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS....... AND NEW AIWL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...... THE SUPERFRIENDS!!!

DL:  Incredible upset by the Superfriends!

BJ:  And Ledbetter grabs the titles!  He and Flex celebrate in the ring!

DL:  Deano is obviously shaken as he slowly gets to his feet in the ring.

BJ:  Well that match was obviously The Cocaine Cowboy's fault.

DL:  Seriously.

BJ:  Let's take our final break... more when we get back....