Teachers (Rita Skeeter assisted by Lord Sauron): "Ok class, today we are going to teach you how to be extremely annoying, nosy, and cruel. This life lesson will value to mostly nothing in the long run so I hope you don't learn too much! Now... listen up!"
Dudley: "Aww, come on, when's lunch?"
Hermione: "You mustn't be like that Dudley, everything you learn could be useful... or if it isn't, I have a jar in store for Rita... (You get it don't you?) ~shakes finger at him until an orc ,who takes her finger for a carrot, bites her hand and she runs around screaming and bumps into Merry~
Sam: ~stand around with legs together~ "I really, really, really, really, got to go..."
Frodo: "Looky what I got, a ring! In my pock... ahhhhh, where is my ring?!?"
Sauron: "Be quiet you class! ~Starts shooting fire balls around the room at the characters~"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Intermission (20 minutes later)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Now almost everyone has a bandage on and Malfoy's hair is shaved off one side from the fire. Frodo sits polishing his ring, which Snape has stolen~
Frodo: "My precious, my precious!" ~Pours over the ring~
Sauron: "In this class you will refer to me as, Hey Dude, not teacher. And you will refer to her as Ugly. ~Points to Rita. She protests but he throws another fire ball at her which burns her hair off~ Now, first we will practice math. What is 2 + 2? ~Pippin starts counting on his fingers, Hermione's hand shoots up, and Draco faints from all the work~
You, scruffy!"
Ron: "Uh... ya know... ya... well... I know, ask Ugly!" ~Meanwhile Hermione's hand fly's so much she pokes Gandalf's eye out~
Ugly: "Well, the only answer is 5. I mean come on people!"
Hey Dude: ~Looks ay Ugly strangely~ "No, the answer would be-"
Hermione: "Come on people! The answer is four. One, two, three, FOUR! ~Starts counting on fingers very slowly to show all the people the answer. Harry shakes his head sadly and admit she has finally gone nuts as Hermione starts laughing madly~
Hey Dude: "Well, I think it is time for lunch!"
Dudley: "Yeah, yeah! Oh no, I forgot my ice-cream money!"
Legolas: "Suck it up chubby!"
Aragorn: ~Talks in a humble way with his hands folded calmly and a high voice! "Now, is that the way we talk to our youngers. We should show a good-"
Gimli: "Oh, loosen up Sride-man! You only live once!"
Legolas: "Speak for yourself!"
Fred and George: "Any one up for a canary cream?"
Elrond: "Oh, come on! That is sooooooo old you guys. Anyone who has read your books knows the whole deal!"
Fred and George: "Does not!"
Elrond: "Does too!" |
