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Hermione: "See, I told you going to the library would be a good idea today!"
Ron: "Maybe, but did you have to bring the whole crew? I mean now we have Lord of the Ring dudes and all the Harry Potter weirdo's like Draco and Dudley!"
Sam: "What is a lie-brary?"
Pippin: "It is a library you dope, a place where these now day people keep books!" Merry: "Ohhh! So in like a couple thousand years we will have all this technology and people will consider themselves smarter and us dumb witted?"
Pippin: "Yep, that's pretty much it!"
Harry: "Ok, now I don't wanna be in here all day long, so you old-age people get your look at normal things nowadays and come on!"
Gandalf: "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Can you even believe this? Look at this book; it is called So You Want To Be A Wizard. What a disgrace! I have to take it back to the Middle Ages and show all my friends!"
Frodo: "Now, now Gandalf. We mustn't disturb the time periods! "
Library: "Excuse me sir, could you just put that down?"
Malfoy: "Let me handle this! "
Hermione: "Well, that is just great! Go ahead, get us kicked out why don't you?"
Dudley: "Not a bad idea! I am hungry!"
Legolas: "Suck it up chubby!"
Dudley: "I wonder if they have fried rice in here."
Pippin: "Well, would you look at this? There is someone shorter than hobbits on the world today! Whoa, I cannot believe this! Kind of scruffy looking guy. Needs a second breakfast! "
Boromir: "Yo, Frodo man! I don't need that ugly old ring of yours anymore. I found this book that tells all about rings and the art of making them. Now I can construct an even powerful ring and conquer the world!
Ron: "Ok, this is freaky! Everyone is geeking out on these- Whoa! Look at this book! I cannot believe this! I wonder if I could sneak this out?
Harry: "Whoa! I can make my own clothes now! I will not ever have to wear my uncle's ugly clothes! Yippee! "
Legolas: "I love this library idea. This book about making arrows and bows is great! I shoot sneak a few back.
Aragorn: "I wish I could find something to read! I mean, as long as we are here of course! I'm in a book in the future! Hey, guys! Look at this."
Gimli: "You all shut up because I am reading on the lives of Harry Potter! By the way, if Ron wants a lightning scar on his face I have my ax right here! Hehehe!"
Merry, Sam and Pippin: Whoa, hey Gandalf, can we stick around for Thanksgiving? They got a great feast going!"
Hermione: "I really do not believe this! This was my idea and now everyone except me is-
Scene:
Ron: "Well, I say! These here muggles sure are grouchy about there movies! Lucky it is so dark in here and they can not see us!"
Ron: "Hey, what happened!"
Hermione: "Sorry, it was a bit dark in here and I need to see so I can read my book. Our report is due tomorrow in Charms you know!"
Harry: "See, Hermione and Ron, that is a bur-gerthat is what makes you fat. Dudley ate one of those every single day and look how he turned out!
Ron: "If this dumb movie doesn't start soon I'll.
Harry: "I can not seriously believed that he could play me! And look at that scar. It is on my forehead in the middle not side. And his hair, mine is much better! But hey, I have to hand it to them when they caught Dudley in that cage. They should have done that in the book!"
Hermione: "Well, the snake cage was quite immature though Dudley deserved it! But, what if he had been hurt."
Ron: "For heaven's sake Hermione, Dudley could kill Harry and you'd still worry about him! "
Harry: "And did you see McGonagall!?! Her wrinkles are way worse than the book!"
Hermione: "What an awful thing to say! Why she must have worked hard on this little reenactment! Besides, she seems just as hard working as the book one."
Harry: "Man Hermione, you would probably say that Draco Malfoy didn't seem so bad this time!"
Hermione: "Well."
Harry: "You know what, I do not even want to hear it!
Ron: "Gee Hermione, what did you have to do that for?"
Hermione: "Ron, your, your.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ron: "You know what guys? I think I hate the movie theatre!"