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| Ron: Voldemort Harry: Ahhhh! You said His name!!! Snape: But Harry's not a lunatic, he's never crossed any lines. Hagrid: Oh be quiet, Potter has been crossing lines ever since he came here. Ron: I took this book out for a bit of light reading (holds out a huge book). Hermione: Light Reading??? Draco: Harry, Harry, are you all right??? (Look of concern in his eyes) Harry: No, I'm horrible- of course I'm fine!!! Harry: That Ruddy Owl!!! Uncle Vernon: Oh no, I've forgotten Hedwig, we have to go back!!! Fred: Oh he is marvelous, that Gilderoy Lockhart Mrs. Weasley: Fred fancied him Mr. Granger: If Hermione's grades don't pick up.. Hermione: It's not my fault; all the teachers have favorites, that Draco Malfoy Madam Pomfrey: Anyone can make a mistake. And, it doesn't hurt anymore. Harry: Yeah, my boneless arm hurts.a lot!!! Ron: I can't believe you haven't study. The exams are next week! Hermione: Oh Ron, don't worry, I'll manage, I'll invent some stuff if I forget. Malfoy: Hagrid, no one cares if your half-giant, know come out Ron: Who wants that great ofe to teach us, when father hears about this. Aunt Petunia: I have made you some sandwiches for the train ride if you get hungry Dudley: Have a great year, Harry!!! Snape: Neville, I was hoping you could help me out today Lupin: That kid can't do anything right Dumbledore: I think this calls for expulsion from the school, honestly, flying a car here. Snape: Now, now, I think Harry should have another chance Bagman: Of course I'm not staying; I have plenty of work to do Crouch: Oh come on, it is all happening at Hogwarts; I am staying |