Reunited and it Feels So Good (9/14/04)
As all of you may remember, Flawed Reality, a few months back had been disbanded, in the dawn of graduation. Fortunately for you, Flawed Reality, your favorite band that doesn't play music, or even exist for that matter, has decided to start doing both again. Over the next 6 months you will notice the revolution of music, spurred by the orgasmic sounds of Flawed Reality.
The band has acquired two new members, Bono and Flea, whom we think will further the developement of Flawed Reality's music. In the not too distant future you will hear once again the mind blowing tunes of Flawed Reality's "Other Side of the Wall," "Studio A," and the party time favorite "Raging Keggar."
The Flawed Reality Revolution is Coming
P.S. The band's name was said in every sentence of this article...except this one...Flawed Reality. Take that one you bastards...Flawed Reality.
Flawed Reality is glad to introduce the induction of Flea and Bono into the band. We're not sure what they're going to do yet, but hopefully they can fill the gap left after we fire Manager Dan. Crap, did we say that. We mean the re-appropriation of Manager Dan. There we go, big words always get him. On the same note, Chops and Nate have been reinstated into the band. This decision was motivated by the financial aspirations of Manager Dan, when he realized he couldn't make money on a band that didn't have any musicians. So he tried seeing if the Backstreet Boys were available. Unfortunately they were not, so he settled for Chops and Nate. In accordance with their contract, Chops and Nate have also apologized for their mistakes while in the band (whatever they may have been), and promise not to make the same mistakes (whatever they may be) in the future.
Also take note that we still have a guestbook. Your welcome to write in it, using whatever retarded fake names you can think of. I recommend Bill Clinton, with the email address [email protected].