10 Reasons Hockey is Better than Women
10. Hooking in hockey is a 2 minute penalty rather than a $50 fine
9. You can smash your opponents face into the boards in hockey
8. You don't feel as bad if you get traded in hockey
7. Referees make fights cleaner in hockey, lawyers make them dirty in life
6. When you get tired, you change lines
5. Your opponents don't care if you fall asleep right after a game
4. 2 words, PROTECTIVE GLASS
3. When you break your stick, you can get a new one without missing a shift.
2. Locker room of food after the game
1. Everyone knows when you score, and they applaud you.