| Today woke up at noon. pirates don't like jet lag. had to eat cinnamon toast for breakfast. pirates prefer bagels. plotted keelhauling those responsible. read harry potter instead. was moderately appeased. perhaps will take care of keelhaulings tomorrow. |
| Couple weeks later no keelhaulings yet. frustrated by current landlubber status. tried to build pond in backyard. stopped by mother. pirates don't need mothers. tomorrow will begin damming creek. |
| Lots of months later still no keelhaulings. only landlubber school. hate it. instead of battling pirate nemeses, am doing homework. all plans to substitute homework with keelhaulings fall apart when future grad school plans are considered. blast blast blast. by blackbeard's beard there will be a keelhauling by semesters end. |
| After the end of the semester all work and no keelhaulings makes pirates do more work without keelhaulings. by the lock on davy jones locker, landlubber finals suck. but now that pirate academic goals have been fulfilled, rampage of keelhauling can begin. blast. am kidding no one. live in indiana. must now sulk, and plan move to less landlocked locale. |