01. A man on the plank is worth two in the brigg 02. After a storm comes some castaways that make real nice galley slaves 03. All play and no work makes Peg leg Pete a dead pirate 04. All's well that ends in a keel-hauling 05. An apple a day keeps the scurvy away 06. April showers bring pirates 07. Crime pays pretty well 08. Dead men tell no tales 09. Don't put all your dubloons in one chest 10. Goodness and beauty both suck 11. He who hesitates is in for a keelhauling 12. It is no use crying over spilt rum 13. Honesty is a policy, and so is keelhauling 14. String em up while the sun shines 15. Nothing is certain except death and keelhauling 16. Old pirates never die, they are simply left to live with the sharks 17. Rats desert a sinking ship 18. Revenge is sweet 19. Spare the rod and spoil the galley slave 20. The end justifies the means 21. Those who live in glass ships should not be pirates 22. When in doubt, keelhaul |
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