"A disgrace to humanity and Lizards!" Brian Blessed
"You call that a web site? Shite more like it!" HRH Queen Victoria.
"I've laughed more in an abbatoire" Sir Paul Macartney.
"It just made me feel ill really, I was in the bathroom for an hour after i saw it." Terry Nutkins.
"Bollocks more like." Quentin Crisps Lingering Hetrosexuality.
"Why, for the love of god why?" Buzz Aldrin.