From a message posted to the Marx Brothers List Server
By Rob Rose
"Dr. Hackenbush" was written for "A Day at the Races" by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby, and therefore bears and unsurprising resemblance in some spots to "Hooray for Captain Spaulding." It was never included in the film, however, which almost everyone now feels is a mistake. I'd always assumed this was an executive decision, but in "Life With Groucho" Arthur Marx claims that Groucho was not eager to go through all the physical effort of shooting a big production number (particularly, one presumes, with Sam "twenty-takes-per-shot" Wood directing) and therefore, when the length of the film began to be a concern, was only to happy to drop the number. This seems curious in light of later events; Groucho was reputed to love the song and sing it at the drop of a hat, at parties, live shows, etc. Fortunately, he recorded the song for Decca in the 1950's, and it's currently available on a couple of CD's, e.g. "Here's Groucho" from MCA, and "Gratuitously Groucho" from Raven Records. Following are the lyrics, as personally transcribed by me from the above-mentioned CD, for your reading pleasure. Enjoy! --Rob ********************** CHORUS: So this is Dr. Hackenbush, the famous medico, You're welcome, Dr. Hackenbush... HACKENBUSH: If that's the case, I'll go CHORUS: Oh, no, you mustn't go... HACKENBUSH Who said I mustn't go? The only reason that I came is so that I can go. I'm Dr. Hackenbush, My medical standing's very high, Well, anyways, ladies and gentlemen, I am Dr. Hackenbush CHORUS He's Dr. Hackenbush... HACKENBUSH: I'm Dr. Hackenbush, As a matter of fact, to be exact, I'm Dr. Hackenbush! FEMALE SINGER (Judy?) I'm sure that they'd all like to hear, Some facts about your great career HACKENBUSH Although my horn I hate to blow, There's one thing that you ought to know: I'm Dr. Hackenbush Which all my friends will verify Well, anyways ladies and gentlemen, I am Dr. Hackenbush CHORUS: He's Dr. Hackenbush HACKENBUSH I'm Dr. Hackenbush, You never would guess, but nevertheless I'm Dr. Hackenbush! For ailments abdominal, my charges are nominal Though I'm great for I've a rate for tonsillectomy, Sick and healthy, poor and wealthy, come direct to me "Oh, God bless you!" they yell When I send them home well, But they never, no they never, send a check to me. I've won acclaim for curing ills, both in the north and south, You'll find my name just like my pills in everybody's mouth; I've never lost a case... CHORUS: He's never lost a case... HACKENBUSH: I've lost a lot of patients, but I've never lost a case! My diagnosis never fails, I know just what to do, Whenever anybody ails, I'm sympathetic too, My heart within me melts... CHORUS: His heart within him melts... HACKENBUSH: No matter what I treat 'em for, they die from something else. When your nerves start to rock, put your faith in your doc, When you're sick he will stick to the end, With the possible exception of your mother, A doctor's a man's best friend! CHORUS: Yes, a doctor's a man's best friend! HACKENBUSH: A doctor's a man's best friend, whoa-oh, A doctor's a man's best friend, HACKENBUSH & CHORUS: A doctor is a man's best friend! HACKENBUSH: Right or wrong, wrong or right, Night and day, day and night, On his call you can always depend; With the possible exception of your mother and your father And your uncles and your brothers and your nephews and your nieces And your sisters and your cousins, whom you number by the dozens... HACKENBUSH & CHORUS: A doctor's a man's best friend!
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