sarah |
This is Sarah (we think). She has the most annoying accent in the world, but thankfully she has a paedophilic sap which she calls her boyfriend who seems to keep her amused for the most part. Though not in a sexual sense unless they are very quiet because littleclaire lives in the room next door and has not heard them, ever. |
Sarah likes: Cooking for Jamie; eating pies and gravy with Jamie, at 4:45pm in her bedroom; talking in a whiny voice when on the phone to Jamie; talking in a whiny voice when in bed with Jamie (ask Mia);being really boring with Jamie; drinking hot chocolate with Jamie; brushing her teeth side by side at the two basins with Jamie; parking her slippers next to Jamie's; watching Eastenders when Jamie is busy; full fat milk |
Sarah dislikes: being sociable; talking in a normal voice; it when Jamie is late for dinner; buying milk or bread for the flat; living in the flat; me |
Most likely to say: iyeeerrrrr yeariiiiiiiieeet (my sources suggest this means 'Hello, how are you?' from where she hails.); Jaaaymiee |
v2002 |
Match these alternatives to "Hiya y'alright" with their corresponding language |
(1) Bonjour, ca va? (2) Hola, que passa? (3) Ciao, come stai? (4) Hallo, wie geht's? (5) Heihvordan er De? (6) Oi, como sao? (7) G'day mate (8) Waaassuuuuup? |
(a) German (b) Norwegian (c) Portuguese (d) French (e) Spanish (f) Flamin' galaa' (g) Italian (h) Budweiser |
Bonus question worth a million points. What on earth is that funny sound she makes when she's on the phone or behind closed doors? I want to know. (Answers on a postacard please) |
Quick quiz question: What is Sarah's middle name? |