sarah
This is Sarah (we think). She has the most annoying accent in the world, but thankfully she has a paedophilic sap which she calls her boyfriend  who seems to keep her amused for the most part. Though not in a sexual sense unless they are very quiet because littleclaire lives in the room next door and has not heard them, ever.
Sarah likes:

Cooking for Jamie; eating pies and gravy with Jamie, at 4:45pm in her bedroom; talking in a whiny voice when on the phone to Jamie; talking in a whiny voice when in bed with Jamie (ask Mia);being really boring with Jamie; drinking hot chocolate with Jamie; brushing her teeth side by side at the two basins with Jamie; parking her slippers next to Jamie's; watching Eastenders when Jamie is busy; full fat milk
Sarah dislikes:

being sociable; talking in a normal voice; it when Jamie is late for dinner;  buying milk or bread for the flat; living in the flat; me
Most likely to say:

iyeeerrrrr yeariiiiiiiieeet (my sources suggest this means 'Hello, how are you?' from where she hails.); Jaaaymiee
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Match these alternatives to "Hiya y'alright" with their
corresponding language
(1) Bonjour, ca va?
(2) Hola, que passa?
(3) Ciao, come stai?
(4) Hallo, wie geht's?
(5) Heihvordan er De?
(6) Oi, como sao?
(7) G'day mate
(8) Waaassuuuuup?
(a) German
(b) Norwegian
(c) Portuguese
(d) French
(e) Spanish
(f) Flamin' galaa'
(g) Italian
(h) Budweiser
Bonus question worth a million points.
What on earth is that funny sound she makes when she's on the phone or behind closed doors? I want to know. (Answers on a postacard please)
Quick quiz question:
What is Sarah's middle name?
ANSWERS
I WANT TO GO BACK HOME PLEASE
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