lisa
This is Lisa. She can more commonly be found in Australia at present.
Before her trip she was a valid member of both the upstairs and hardcore clubs respectively.

Lisa could also often be found acting (except we know she wasn't) as a living advertisement showing all the reasons why not to get drunk (apparently there are some - no, I didn't know that either, Ruth):

(1) One may end up getting closer than desired to men who look like Einstein  (see above).
(2) One may end up collapsed in a heap with so-called friends snapping away at you in your unfortunate state, particularly when you're hammered and in fancy dress.
(3) One may have an overwhelming, but temporary (I hope) desise to straddle Liz.
         
beware
Lisa likes:

alcopops; staying up late; pasta'n'sauce, dairylea slices & cookie dough (not simultaneously); photos; her minidisc players; SClub7; being a big kid
Lisa dislikes:

getting up at 5:40am; being punctual; or organised; tomatoes
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Most likely to say:

naggy; blaggy; other strange Welsh words
(a) cheese and broccoli  
(b) mushroom and wine
(c) tomato, onion and herb
(d) cheese, leek and ham
(e) macaroni cheese
(f)  cheese and garlic
(g) chicken and mushroom


Which of these is NOT a variety of Pasta'n'Sauce?
Do you fancy yourself as a bit of a whizz in the kitchen? Why not try this little quiz and find out.
N.B. If you know the answer you are definitely not, I repeat NOT, a whizz in the kitchen.
TRUE OR FALSE ROUND
Q: Lisa Marie Cliff was born Lisa Marie Presley but swiftly changed her name after splitting from Michael Jackson  realising the embarassment of being associated with an individual who is gradually falling apart, and fled to start a new life in Manchester under a new identity.
ANSWERS PLEASE
I WANT TO GO BACK HOME PLEASE
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