gemma |
This is Gemma. A slightly misguided individual, she makes up lots of stories all the time and seems to believe them to be true. She is no longer with us as she had a near fatal injury whilst rifling through my wardrobe, before taking up smoking and homosexuality and moving to greener pastures where noone sleeps and all live on a purely liquid diet because they are really cool. |
Gemma likes: bending the truth, a lot; getting drunk by herself; eating cold beans out of the tin; styling her hair; imagining that she has slept with certain members of the flat; chocolate cake; purple |
Gemma dislikes: reality, it seems; sunlight; |
Most likely to say: absolutely anything for attention |
v2002 |
This is an artist's impression of Gemma. Some say it is very accurate. |
Cocoa tree: Theobroma cacao |
Chocolate cake 6oz margarine 6oz caster sugar 3 eggs 5oz self-raising flour 1oz cocoa powder Directions: - mix it all together - bang it in the oven - eat it (especially if it is one of your flatmates. Go on.) |
A few facts about chocolate which you may/may not have always wanted to know: |
- Cadbury now purchase over 60,000 tons of cocoa per year - John Cabury first sold chocolate in the UK in 1824 - This was at his shop in Birmingham, sold as cocoa nibs |
This is very interesting, but, your starter for ten: What religion did John Cadbury follow? |